So I’m all ready for my Xmas dinner party, I leave in an hour and a bit

Bev said I look like a movie star, she’s being nice.

I don’t know how happy I’ll be but I’ll go.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LnHo...&persist_app=1

nice lie

Oh it’s no lie

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nice lie

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Well that was brutal. I’m so full.

I have another Xmas dinner next week.

My shrink says I have to go to them so that’s one down.

I can crawl into bed now

After eating and go to sleep before 3 hours you're getting more fat

https://i.imgur.com/krSyfKB.jpg

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After eating and go to sleep before 3 hours you're getting more fat

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I couldn’t finish the meal, I had 2 beers. Everyone was so noisy and I just sat there painfully nodding and smiling. Well the act is over. I can call you a retard now and I’m still fat.... but not as fat as clay.

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https://i.imgur.com/krSyfKB.jpg

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Rebel Wilson rocks

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I couldn’t finish the meal, I had 2 beers. Everyone was so noisy and I just sat there painfully nodding and smiling. Well the act is over. I can call you a retard now and I’m still fat.... but not as fat as clay.

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And I call you an ugly fat bogan trash

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And I call you an ugly bogan trash

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Yeah but your uglier underbite

You did the purpose of insulting at me over the reality

*sigh* bra is off

I actually wore a bra, which I do maybe twice a year

I put on makeup too which I hardly ever do, I should wash it off

Wash this dirty day away

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You did the purpose of insulting at me over the reality

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What a curious sentence

yeah, very appropriate partying after learning that you were the cause of someone's suicide. that's not peculiar or twisted at all

sick

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Wash this dirty day away

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yeah, god forbid your actions should have consequences, why start now

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yeah, very appropriate partying after learning that you were the cause of someone's suicide. that's not peculiar or twisted at all

sick

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Why do you think she partied so hard

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Well that was brutal. I’m so full.

I have another Xmas dinner next week.

My shrink says I have to go to them so that’s one down.

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ask your shrink if you should post here

lisa did you tell your shrink about this forum?

how are you invited to a christmas party when you have no friends or job

https://www.google.com/search?hl=en&...harity%20cowes

i'd guess its salvation army? does anyone know which one it is or even what type of charity it is?

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lisa did you tell your shrink about this forum?

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He knows I met Donny in a forum

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how are you invited to a christmas party when you have no friends or job

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I have friends and a job

I have 2 Xmas parties to go to fatso

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*sigh* bra is off

I actually wore a bra, which I do maybe twice a year

I put on makeup too which I hardly ever do, I should wash it off

Wash this dirty day away

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you should get the lord to wash away your sins you insane cunt

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I have friends and a job

I have 2 Xmas parties to go to fatso

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what's kind of job?

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I couldn’t finish the meal, I had 2 beers. Everyone was so noisy and I just sat there painfully nodding and smiling. Well the act is over. I can call you a retard now and I’m still fat.... but not as fat as clay.

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lol imagine what everyone thought about Lisa. Some shut in awkwardly nodding by a wall.

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what's kind of job?

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iWork for a charity