maker's mark is p good and I drank a lot of it
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maker's mark is p good and I drank a lot of it
I have these really nice whiskey glasses I got at an estate sale and I look sophisticated as fuck drinking maker's mark on the rocks out of them
i bought ciroq VS last week it was fucking gross
have you had knob creek it's pretty common and current but it's damn good
yeah thats pretty decent
Im know I've has enough whiskey when I start asking nova 'who's got a fucking nose on her face'
the answer is nova. nova has a fucking nose on her face.
the only bourbon I prefer to makers mark is litchfield distillery, they're a local place but most of the bars in the area carry at minimum their 2 year bourbon and holy fuck the smell alone gives me a stinger
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fuck yeah. my mom's neighbor is omne of the owners I think
makers mark is really great for a largely available product.
gin is underrated, i love gin
bombay and tonics are my go-to at the casino there's quinine in there so I don't catch malaria
litchfield distillery has a blueberry flavored gin that tastes exactly like muffins, I'm not sure how I feel about drinking half a bottle of it but it's a fun shot to goad girls into trying
dude you know what? I have a dog that has a fucking nose on her face. nova is that dog. the one with the nose,.
know what else? ON THE OPTHER END SHE HAS A CURLY TAIL. RIGHT ON HER BUTT
there was this canadian guy who would hire mostly native hookers and have "drinking contests" with them until they passed out. then shove full bottles of booze down their throats so they died of alcohol poisoning, it took decades for him to get caught.
he must have been cheating there's no way he could outdrink an indian prostituteQuote:
Originally Posted by internutt
hed say "ill give you 20 bucks to drink this whole bottle"
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gilbert_Paul_Jordan
"Jordan was known for drinking more than 50 ounces of vodka each day."
is it weird that I think I could out drink this guy
I mean, vodka? really? is he a girl?
IMPORTANT UPDATE: NOVA HAS FUCKING DOGGY EARS. 2 OF THEM
youre prolly at least half a foot taller than him if i remember correctly and i think i do
oh I'm gargantuan yeah all scandanavian on my dad's side I cxan't drive japanese cars no head or leg room
hmmm
I'm eating lucky charms. the box said they'r emagically delicious but they're mediocre at best
corporations shouldn't be allowed to lie about cereal seize the means of production make america great again
cant eat luckycharms with booze, gotta get something with substance. fuck my fridge is lacking at the moment, no leftovers or w/e
cereal is perfect for booze it soaks that shit up and take it harmlessly out your butthole, also it's part of a balnced breakfast
i've been eating a lot of oatmeal. i put a bit of jam on it and have it with a bit of milk, but not too much. i love it.
you know what's also good on oatmeal? peanutbutter. try a bit next time you have some