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My landlord gave me a huge box of chocolates for xmas
I’ll just drink my special b vitamin and electrolytes water and crawl back into bed
Magic hangover water
severe hangovers are a sign that your liver is becoming deeply damaged. terminal liver failure can result
what a christmas miracle that would beQuote:
Originally Posted by internutt
dear santa, I've been a very good poster this year, all I want for christmas is a dead lisa. I don't care how she dies so long as she's no longer here on this earth. thank you very much.
Wouldn't that be some sort of twist of fate that lisa also dies from an OD/drug problem
if lisa dies this christmas I might start going to church. you hear that jesus?
Lisa will you please die so maks will go to church and save his soul
pass the collection plate I owe you for dead lisa
I bet lisa won't even die so you can save your soul she is such an awful person tbh
do you know how many millions of little girl and boy internet posters write this down as their only wish from santa each year?Quote:
Originally Posted by maks
maybe santa needs her to exist, as a model of how not to live your lifeQuote:
Originally Posted by internutt
Don't become an alcoholic like bev
its 122 degrees in your shitty hellfire godless country today lisa,
I knowQuote:
Originally Posted by Autistic Spectrum
It’s 88 where I live today but 92 on Friday
I had such lucid dreams
I’m going back to sleep
lisa mc burn ey
did you dream you were in americaQuote:
Originally Posted by Battery Bits
how strange is this the first place you go when you wake up is in here and then you will say to me im not on messanger thats not true cause i have been on messangerQuote:
Originally Posted by Bev.
Burn means river in ScottishQuote:
Originally Posted by Autistic Spectrum
Stop itQuote:
Originally Posted by Bev.
scottish isnt a language lolQuote:
Originally Posted by Battery Bits
140iq, 2 degrees.
stop telling me that why dont you stop itQuote:
Originally Posted by Battery Bits
I’m not being passive aggressiveQuote:
Originally Posted by Bev.
and i dont have HIV
I never said you didQuote:
Originally Posted by Bev.