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we just finished buying tickets and are getting ready to get fucked up and complain about the movie afterwards
to all of you who have worked your asses off this year, I hope you have a very merry Christmas with family and friends and the best of beginnings in the next decade
to those who need to fuck off, please do everyone in your life a favor and don't burden them with your existence in 2020. this is a time for positive change for all. the best you can do is not be here any more.
kylo ren dies like 3 times , the last time is for real, they made rey the emperor's grand daughter and snoke was just some weird clone thing the emperor made
Fuck off lily
let's watch it together on messenger with our dicks in our hands :swoon:Quote:
Originally Posted by Autistic Spectrum
i cut a hole in the bottom of the popcorn bucket and im gonna put my weener through
dragon dick isn't scaly, that's just a mythQuote:
Originally Posted by root ghost
Lol i hope you get tossed for being such an asshole.
they also fake out a bunch of deaths then bring them back 10 mins later, like chewbacca on the ship, oh wait it's a different ship he's not really dead, let's wipe cpos memory forever which is really like 3 mins, oh jar jar binks is a sith lord now and let's have the black guy kill him, oh wait he's now cloned again 4 mins later as a new jar jar sith lord
I hope you toss a bunch of nigger salad and get your asshole swollen shut by all that Christmas bbc, LexiQuote:
Originally Posted by Lexi Persimmons
how the hell did you see this? you're lying dp. stop trying to ruin this for meQuote:
Originally Posted by Autistic Spectrum
i saw it Thursday night, the theater was mostly empty. they un did every plot point from the last movie then had to jam 6 hours worth of new plot in a 2 hour movie
I hear there's a lot of Carrie Fisher in this, I hope she's not doing telekinetic circus tricks in this
after rey kills kylo ren then force heals him he turns good and becomes ben solo, they had to shove harrison ford in there to force ghost him because pricess leia is dead irl
it was like copy and paste Carrie fisher saying really generic shit, and having that bug eyed moz whoever the fuck explain everything she was doing
lol, I'm going to tell these people all that shit before the movie, don't care if it's true or not. I hope they rage the fuck out
Kylo ren dies at the end to save rey
Rey is the emperor's grand daughter
Jar Jar Binks is a sith lord on the sith planet where the emperors been hiding out cloning himself and snokes, he comes in at the end to stop rey and kylo from fucking shit up
Han Solo comes back in a force ghost kind of way to talk to kylo ren
everyone else lives but they keep like faking there deaths all the way though
smokes kills dumbledore
Some dragons use coconut oulQuote:
Originally Posted by m0nde
LolQuote:
Originally Posted by root ghost
litrally the most ko$her movie ever and youre watching it on hanukkah. ugg the absolute state of this forum
is tomorrow chsnnukah? 8 days of meshuggah
I hope you get a dreidel and some iTunes cards to dl some Matisyahu, my shiksa meydl
so is cag jewish
also lol if you just ripped that out withot googlig very nice m0nde. you must be down with the yids
Matisyahu was a dope bamdQuote:
Originally Posted by m0nde