i opened my pantry to throw somthing away in teh trach an i saw ah big brown striped spider!!!!!!!!!! HELP MEEEE!!!!!!!
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i opened my pantry to throw somthing away in teh trach an i saw ah big brown striped spider!!!!!!!!!! HELP MEEEE!!!!!!!
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Think of how the spider feels, he saw an obese puerto rican with rotted genitalia.
TAKES ONE TO KNOW ONE!!! :argument:Quote:
Originally Posted by maks
j/k... ever find who you want to hug you??
Why do you believe that the answer to every question is 'go touch somebody'? You're one of those ... what's the opposite of an autistic? Oh, a whore, that's right. You're a whore.
were you molested whe you were little? is that why you're so bitter towards sex?? a hug is nothing sexual, but if you're relating it to something sexual, maybe you have had bad experiences in the past... did daddy touch you?? i'm here if you need someone to talk to. :) it'll be ok, maks... <3Quote:
Originally Posted by maks
I'm not bitter towards sex, but it doesn't dominate my life and I respect myself enough that I don't need to write on myself with sharpie, perform deviant and disgusting acts that hardly even count as sexual, and upload photos of it to 4chan.
I can understand people wanting to get off, but it's not about the sex for you it's about the attention and that's what makes you a whore
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Originally Posted by maks
truth hurts
...sad thing is, she is talking about her pussy, you have to learn ramen code...I also heard there was a Korean baby up there too..Quote:
Originally Posted by Ramen
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Originally Posted by maks
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oh so that's rice... I thought it was maggots.Quote:
Originally Posted by Goku
lets be honest it's probably both
it's funny how maks really has these preconcieved notions about me based on pics that i did 4+ years ago on vodka with a guy that was very sexually dominant. lol
I can only work with the evidence I have in front of me. Where I come from people who do things like that are whores.Quote:
Originally Posted by Ramen
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Originally Posted by Ramen
...hey ramen.....
well, that dude and i had a monogamous sexual relationship for years. lol not that you care. you'll still go on about it because you're amused and seemingly obsessed about my sexual activity from 2007/2008...Quote:
Originally Posted by maks
If I'd sucked a dick in 2007/2008 people would still call me a faggot, and I would be.Quote:
Originally Posted by Ramen
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Originally Posted by Ramen
if you were a faggot, i wouldn't drag it on into an obsession. occasion, yes, but not every time you were online. i participated in bdsm monogamously, and not that 50 shades of grey bullshit cuz that shit isn't even depicted accurately. so what if i experimented with stuff? at least i was monogamous with that guy.Quote:
Originally Posted by maks
does anyone believe she opened up her pantry for anything other than marshmallow cream
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Originally Posted by Ramen
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...hey ramen...
You're not a very compelling person aside from that, there's literally nothing else to talk to you aboutQuote:
Originally Posted by Ramen
You're still not getting it. People who do bsdm are damaged and/or stupid, but they're at least getting off on it. You wrote shit on your forehead, licked someone's asshole, and uploaded the pictures to 4chan. You did it strictly for the attention. Since you brought up child abuse, is it possible you didn't get enough attention growing up? Would you go so far as to say you were neglected?Quote:
i participated in bdsm monogamously, and not that 50 shades of grey bullshit cuz that shit isn't even depicted accurately. so what if i experimented with stuff? at least i was monogamous with that guy.
i didn't write anything or upload pics. he did. you obviously don't know the concept of BDSM. and i was not abused as a child. were you?Quote:
Originally Posted by maks
Goku/Kakerot: No one likes you and Dragonball Z is for faggots.
Maks: Quit being obsessed. Ramen already knows she fails at life. You, however, feel the need to remind her and revolve your life around her failing life. That means you fail 10x worse.
Ramen: You're fat, you give rim jobs, and you probably smell. No telling how low your meat curtains hang, but they probably look like carne asada. Also quit trying to explain shit to maks. It's just feeding the troll, and he's a dickwad that is totally fixated on you and your ass licking, making him a loser.
Now children, play nicely, and shut the fuck up.
Also, you're a little bitch for crying about a spider and running to the internet to make a thread about it. No one cares!
Uh huh, I'm sure you had no idea when the guy you met on the internet was writing 'hi internet person' on your head and taking pictures of it that the pictures would end up on the internet.Quote:
Originally Posted by Ramen
bsdm is a sexual act, in involves contact between two people who for some reason find being smacked with shit erotic. It's not the same as posting pictures on the internet, don't try to pretend that it is.
Your parents failed to teach you anything about self respect, that's a form of child abuse as far as I'm concerned.
...hey, hey, hey, hey, Now lets chill out for a second, I am a sadist, anyways ramens mom gave her food instead of love....Quote:
Originally Posted by maks
look this thread is starting to get interesting why don't you go ruin a different one okQuote:
Originally Posted by FFUUUUUU
I believe that you and I have totally different definitions for "interesting". I found this thread to be an unfunny snoozer, which had potential to scare the shit out of Ramen pertaining to spiders. You already ruined it.Quote:
Originally Posted by maks