hey bb, you ever fucked a corpse with trackmarks?
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hey bb, you ever fucked a corpse with trackmarks?
im open to anything
and since you're a ghost im sure it wont count as cheating
I'm actually a zombie. Ghosts don't have veins to inject heroin into.
DONNY ASK CAG SHE FUCKS EVERY ONE BUT HER HUSBANG CAUSE HE LEFT HER
Okay, Donny's ghost. Jon has left. He says he is horrified by the things im saying to bev and lisa and never wants to see me again. I guess thats a green light
Is that true cag? Are you single now? Why the hell was I wasting my time with lisa?Quote:
Originally Posted by Bev.
Donny, will you marry me?
LMFAO LMFAO
*gets down on one knee*
That depends, how many cocks do you need?
im a one cock man
hope you don't mind if i warm up with a cartel video
Would you settle for none? A gopher dug into my casket and ate mine.
im sure we can improviseQuote:
Originally Posted by DonaldStone
Dear mom and gram, cag made me so happy. None cock is enough for her.
what a beautiful note
i will treasure it always in my sig
cag please start calling me gram for donny
Is it legal to marry a corpse in texas?
you got it gram gramQuote:
Originally Posted by Bev.
thanks cag i love it when you call me gram and im sure donny will to
We're one big happy family. A dead man, a woman on death's door, and a cunt blood artist.
yes and cag please send me your wedding picture in your cunt blood of the 2 of you so i can show the family
this is the kind of magic that brings the rubynet community together
im rearly glad for you and donny now i will be able to get a good night sleep thanks cag
:jesus:
So c'mon, take a bent spoon, heat it up
Tie the arm off, shoot it up
Pour some cunt blood on me
Ooh, in the name of love
Pour some cunt blood on me
C'mon, dig me up
Pour your cunt blood on me
I can't get enough
this is poetry
That should be our first dance. I just gotta find a reception hall with a pole.