wat will u do when ur SNAP benefits run out

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JJ stop holding out and show me your lady parts

Buy more crypto and pick up more toothless bitches outside the Waffle house at 3am

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JJ stop holding out and show me your lady parts

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I will if u admit to being Dr remulak

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Buy more crypto and pick up more toothless bitches outside the Waffle house at 3am

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Why

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Why

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If they have fewer teeth, they give you less grief. Actually, that's bullshit, it's because I'm to scared to be vulnerable and judged, and they have no self respect so they'll say "thank you" when you give them a cup of hot chocolate and a U-Haul blanket to sleep on after you boot them from your motel room. I deal in tramp stamps, not food stamps.

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I will if u admit to being Dr remulak

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I am Doctor Remulak.

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Originally Posted by P.P. Douglas

If they have fewer teeth, they give you less grief. Actually, that's bullshit, it's because I'm to scared to be vulnerable and judged, and they have no self respect so they'll say "thank you" when you give them a cup of hot chocolate and a U-Haul blanket to sleep on after you boot them from your motel room. I deal in tramp stamps, not food stamps.

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I thought you were one of those...you know :gay:

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I thought you were one of those...you know :gay:

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Not really. I don't really humanize them. Instead I think of them like beautiful mythical creatures. When I see a ladyboy, I admire them the same way as seeing a beautiful vampire, or watching a unicorn taking a shit. There are vampires I would fuck too, and a unicorn's horn would give a great prostate massage, that doesn't make me gay.

continue ordering doordash 0n my parents credit card

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