Just got done touching myself

i worked up such a sweat that some of the poop i had left on my butthole turned into a gravy like consistency and ran down in between my extra cute perky buttfold and my balls, how am i going to explain why theres brown peanut shaped ass stains on my moms ottoman?

sometimes i touch my butt because its little blonde hairs are so smooth it feels like a girls

im sooo tight uuunnnnghghh

my butthole feels like a pachina

youre making my butt wet

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Originally Posted by Garfield

im sooo tight uuunnnnghghh

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internut?

tighter than a grain of rice

:smoke:

wtf happened to boogie wonderland?

;P

I have an itchy anus

dont quote autoplays plz

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Originally Posted by rootbeer

dont quote autoplays plz

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:(

I didn't know that was a boo boo

I'm sorry.

*gets you a glass of water*

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Originally Posted by rootbeer

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okay

maybe you should wipe your butt with TP instead of using your hand mohammed

that shit sounds so much better with 4 playing at the same time, slightly delayed. RUBYNETDUBVERSION

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Originally Posted by Obnoxious Bitch

You should quote it out of spite just like blitz did. It is part of trolling.

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rootbeer gets my spite when he deserves it

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Originally Posted by Bliz

that shit sounds so much better with 4 playing at the same time, slightly delayed. RUBYNETDUBVERSION

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LOL