what'd you do for Mother's Day?

I planted some flowers in my mother's garden and we went out to dinner I had iced tea and didn't eat anything.

I watched some 24 episodes to try and catch up for the new season with my mum, even though it wasnt mothers day here and I dont do anything when it is because its a corporate jew plot to sell cards

Got my mom some pretty flowers and went out for some asian food

i also got her a pepper mill because its 2014 why are people still buying shitty pre ground black pepper, you know?

had tim's mom over my house, fucked her in the ass

raw dogged tim's mom

bought my mom a $300 tablet because I'm a good son and I make tons of money at my new job

Toilet paper and Freeze Dried food.

Planted a cherry blossom tree in her backyard

a new cellphone with QWERTY keyboard, my mom really hates touch screen

same as elz's mom i hate touchscreen