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mmmm, new Herbal Essences!
very cute but what's with the metal shit in your nose, it doesn't add to your face it takes away
noted
so now that I gave you a compliment and a beauty tip how about a blowjob
Did all of your bruises go away?
ur eyes are so green :)
yeah but i still have whiplash, need to see a chiropractor.Quote:
Originally Posted by sex with dead people
Don't let them touch you inappropriately unless you want them to.
it was a car wreck
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Originally Posted by sex with dead people
some very sexually aggressive reputation comments - i like it <3
girl break me off a piece of that (please and thank you)
take note guys, that is how you talk to a lady
my boss said he was going to text me but that was 4 hours ago so fuck him I'm going to bed
deso? ashley? care to join me?
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do you have bunk beds irl rootbeer?
don't give me any of that "i can't sleep on the top bunk because i have nose bleeds bullshit" because ive heard that way too many times
in prison
yes i bought four pyramid bunk bed sets and made a log cabin out of bunk beds. i call it megabed.Quote:
Originally Posted by maks
i always sleep top bunk
When my cousin was a kid he had a bunk bed except there was no bottom bunk there was a desk under there instead. I'm tempted to pick one of those up because it would save a lot of space but I'm afraid when I bring girls home they'll think I'm immature
who cares what a woman thinks about you once you've got her in your room you pretty much have it made
my parents have been married for 36 years so who knows maybe
not true, that's a critical time. 90% of cases of blueballs occur when the girl is already in your house.Quote:
Originally Posted by stalker virus
gotta be a better salesman
always be closin'
I'm a minimal effort sort of guy
i sense this is common among new england engineers