so this guy i've never seen around before walks up to me in my own home, wearing MY jeans..
when i noticed this i started yelling "those are my pants! what the hell do you think you're doing??? who told you you could wear those--" i continued with this line of yelling as the silly bastard just stood there with a blank, unamused look on his face
all of a sudden he sort of half-closed one eye and his other eye rolled back into his head and his mouth dropped open
"awwwwwwwww" he moaned.
slowly i began to realize that he was pissing himself! A big wet spot started to appear on his -i mean my- jeans
I was so perplexed by this i stopped complaining; disgusted and confused, i just stared at the wet spot as it grew bigger
Once he was finished, he unzipped the pair of pants, took them off, and handed them to me.
"...i pissed your pants" he said, and then he just calmly walked out the front door as if nothign had happened
