*wife screaming and giving birth to baby* *me leaning back in chair twittering* Baby

*wife screaming and giving birth to baby* *me leaning back in chair twittering* Baby win *doctor cuts umbilical cord* Doctor win *doctor starts to circumsize baby* Doctor fail

oh for christs sake. i was planning on sleeping tonight, until i read that

Bump

lmfao


wow I need a life

"unfollowed my doctor"

my babby was twittering so i shook him until he stopped