"[...]Alumni misses you, sign up to reconnect, first 50 go into a draw to win an ipad mini"
These started a couple of weeks ago, translation: "Lisa we see you aren't plastered all over google killing yourself with pegs on your tits, I want a day off, can you come teach?"
Yes Alumni, I'm doing really well, making a killing off my 2 degrees, I've got an iPad air because I broke a fat virgin's dick.
