Sounds like the expresso machine at starbucks and makes me want espressoes
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Sounds like the expresso machine at starbucks and makes me want espressoes
Shitting with the door open is OP
me and your girlfriend have a lot in common, when I piss it smells like coffee
She sounds like she has a piss fetish with that and holding your dong for you to piss
bob hughes still prenteding he has a larping gf, she should hang out with cameron's dog fucking vampire gf
Lies. Narcissistic lies.Quote:
Originally Posted by maks
Yeah your piss smells like coffee, you're farts smell like roses and your shits smell like strawberries huh?
no he just drinks a lot of coffee
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shit bob doesnt look like hes doing too good there, his head is detached from his body
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there thats a little better i guess
My boyfriend pees with the door open and has conversations with me
how fucking stupid is she anywayQuote:
Originally Posted by herpreader
Pluggy are u high?
huh, no
gotta stop reading your posts sorryQuote:
Originally Posted by cag
you know science is still working on an answer for thatQuote:
Originally Posted by maks
Is that door your backdoor because god dammit you stupid bitch I fucking hate you and wish you would die god why the fuck are you alive you nasty whoreQuote:
Originally Posted by cag
Lmao youre so meanQuote:
Originally Posted by Jihad Josh
they need to step it up a notch before she gets knocked up againQuote:
Originally Posted by herpreader
don't worry they got abortions figured out and she's probably left out dozens of abortion stories