Just In: Country on the Fast Track of Going Down the Shitter!
College Grads fresh out of school find that their BA in communications is completely worthless; on top of being stuck as subservient minimum wage slaves for generation X's pleasure, they've also been conveniently put in insurmountable debt!
One group of people has found the answer, and that's to have more kids! By getting breaks from the government for having children, they're able to support themselves, with the downside of making the country's entire situation even worse by filling the country up with kids when there's not enough jobs in the country for them.