i keep hholding in my turds so that they will crumble up and my colon will expand

and get used to all the poops coming out so idont get anymore hemorids they hurt and i could use the practice
lately i have been forgetting to eat gogurt

*grabs garfield hair to push on inside of wc with full of his poops he desperately tries to escape but fails because he lost oxygen and dies*

haha so thats why you havent been posting much lately? [the turds are your posts]

hi doli >:3

I have something that will expand your colon if you want