I keep farting really loudly.
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I keep farting really loudly.
They are really long and loud. Let me describe my farts to you.
I need to record it next time.
Upload them to sound cloud or something. I need to make these farts more interactive for my readers.
you know pete mentioned you farting a lot but rooty never did, i guess you spent more actual time with pete
Um no.Quote:
Originally Posted by KKKody
I fart so rarely that it's a huge event for me. I did two really loud and long farts so I was laying here laughing at them because I'm infantile enough to laugh at my farts.
Listen Cody I don't need you bringing up some insignificant loser I dated for a week once up all the time like you know them or know me or that even he knows me. It's not a part of my life and it most certainly should not be a part of yours. Freak.
Maybe if your asshole wasn't so loose from letting people jam there fingers up in there it wouldn't happen
hungry jack's makes chicks fart
did Pete contribute to your loose anuw
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Originally Posted by steveyos666
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Originally Posted by steveyos666
She probably uses that freaky dildo on her backdoor
lots of farting and loose anus means lisa just reupped on her weed
who doesn't love things in their butt while high hell yeah
It seems the only people who like things in their butts are men.
wrong
i don't like anything up my ass, 90% of men agree with me.Quote:
Originally Posted by cag,
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Originally Posted by KKKody
men have a g spot up there, you can get to the base of their penis up their bum..... if you wanted to, I don't know why you'd want to but some of them might ask and you might feel obliging but I warn you, your finger will not smell right for days.Quote:
Originally Posted by cag,
LolQuote:
Originally Posted by cag,
I'll pay that.
He got a bum fuck in yes. I remember I washed what I called "the bum sex pillow" afterwards (because it happened on that pillow) and I ruined the pillow which I kind of felt was ruined anyway so yeah, yuck.Quote:
Originally Posted by steveyos666
Gross no.Quote:
Originally Posted by Jihad Josh
I threw that out once the batteries were flat. Didn't care for it. But I had never had one and I wanted to buy one and try it.
Buy a handgun and try it out
On your face
was it your 200 dollar pillow?Quote:
Originally Posted by .o0O0o.
No. It was his couch pillow.
Oh, well thats ok then
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