http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DNyKDI9pn0Q
jack: my fishmonger ex
rose: me
Did you and Steve break up
stevey is and will always be my friend. no more e-dating since the last one because that was a disaster and extremely embarrassing.
there is no such thing as real men on internet forums
just weepy little boys
Suck my little boy
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Originally Posted by Jihad Josh
rude
no one commented on the poen i wrote in the other thread. you are assholes both
It sucked. You suck. Happy now? :hug:
:refuse:
having a penis makes a man "a real man"?Quote:
Originally Posted by cag,
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Originally Posted by cag,
lol, friendzoned lmao ^_^
no it actually doesn't, look at rootbeer if you need proofQuote:
Originally Posted by juji
sherman is a child
Rooty has banged half the women on this forum so he's pretty much the mack daddy
Fucking Josh ruining everything
Your face ruining erections since 2009
omfg
heil: i imagine myself on a warm summer night
heil: cuddling lisa in her bed
catavatarguy: yours and lisas skin
heil: hugging her and staring her in the eyes
heil: gazing in each others souls
heil: seeing nothing but warmth and comfort in each other
catavatarguy: the inflatable bathtub becomes punctured
heil: feeling complete, like nothing was wrong with the universe for a moment
heil: slowly, i run my hand down her back
heil: pull down her underwear, slowly feeling that big bubbly butt of hers
catavatarguy: lisa and tim suddenly tangled in a very awkward lopsided position as lisa frantically struggles to get out and stop the leak.
heil: in no time i am harder than a 1000 piece jigsaw puzzle
catavatarguy: the water from the inflatable tub seeps into the electecal switches, unbenowest to lisa
heil: before i can react she is already down under the covers
heil: bobbing her head up and down on my manhood
heil: back and forth she makes me feel like a REAL man
catavatarguy: tim and lisa tickling and giggling naked under the sheets
heil: i command her to stop and roll over
catavatarguy: tims fingers deep inside her brown muff
heil: i proceed to spread her ass cheeks and enter her anus
heil: its dark, cant see my hand in front of my face
catavatarguy: he slides one finger, then another, and another, until his hole fist is engulfed inside her
heil: i reach for my torch and turn it on.... to my amazement there is a nest of beetles living in lisas anus
Gonna block you on everything if you don't fuckin stop
lmao
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Originally Posted by Jihad Josh
yeah nice poem
so... i did that thing i texted fishmonger ex talking to him about games and stuff and he sent me a few texts back and i didn't respond to them for like an hour.. to you know, make him wonder why im not responding.. ^__^
Percocets, Adderall, ecstasy, pussy, money, weed, faded for a week, I don't sleep, fuck my enemies
i just got dabs
our G5 dipped in louis vuitton luggage