The truth about EPSON.

Hi, my name is EPSON.

Why be human?

Why not choose the agility and feral grace of the wolf instead? The sensuality of the cat or the strength and ferocity of the warthog? The airborne agility of the hawk, or the impenetrable exoskeleton of the rhino beetle? Anthropomorphic heroes and villains are nothing new to gamers.

I am a role player and have been for many years. I have 3 books out, one of which is Fursona - The Definitive Guide to Creating Anthropomorphic Characters.

I will be handing out autographed copies this year at Texas Renaissance Festival October 13th and 14th in the New Fairy Court located in the Revels Area immediately following Jakeem, the King's Magician.

If you or any of my many fans would like to make quick conversation in between signings, PLEASE, do NOT attempt to address me by my online alias. I have used this name for years for secretive reasons. Please call me by my written word appellation: Chris Field.

If you would like to learn more about Fursonas and how they can change your life, click the link I have encoded to find out how:
http://www.rpgnow.com/product_info.p...ducts_id=97718

The truth about you is you're a nigger faggot.

Thread is exactly as batshit crazy as id hoped, pity im on my way phonei havve so many questions

I'll answer your questions. He's a fucking nigger faggot.

Not MY president.

I'm the president bitch.

not for long :uzi:

Fuck Oven Mitt Romney. He'll be guzzling my cum in November.

Epson on average how often do you yiff

Followup question have you ever group yiffed

How hard is it to get semen out of a fursuit? Does it vary by species?

Get Epson to lick it off, he loves that shit.

Word on the street is, you mom's a squirter.

Dry clean you goddamn idiot.

You like to cum on your clothes to clean them.

You can't do that you twat

You do.

Please, you wouldn't know the know out of knowing

Fuck you.

haha, epson with his fursona gimmick ahs managed to acquire more neg rep in a faster time than nortynippy ever had

it's nice to see that fursecution is alive and well

Yeah.

Yep, yep, yep

Yeah

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Epson on average how often do you yiff

Followup question have you ever group yiffed

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Its called, "making love." You should try it sometime.

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Its called, "making love." You should try it sometime.

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I've done it, but never while wearing a disney costume

Hannah Barbara would 'suit' you much better.

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Hannah Barbara would 'suit' you much better.

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why won't you answer questions about yiffing?

I will not expose intimate details about my sex life.

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I will not expose intimate details about my sex life.

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how intimate can it be if you do it in a pile with 60 other furries

Thats exactly what youd want to hear isnt it MAKS? Whether or not I have multiple partners? Or if i perform analingus in the shape of a pile? How or when i tie off my dog knot is none of your concern.