jon asked me to post this for him

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A couple of British tourists who had Tweeted some slang were detained and deported by Homeland Security, which apparently always is on the job, ready to repel non-existent threats:

Leigh Van Bryan, 26, was handcuffed and kept under armed guard in a cell with Mexican drug dealers for 12 hours after landing in Los Angeles with pal Emily Bunting.

The Department of Homeland Security flagged him as a potential threat when he posted an excited tweet to his pals about his forthcoming trip to Hollywood which read: 'Free this week, for quick gossip/prep before I go and destroy America'.

Leigh also had Tweeted that the pair would "dig up Marilyn Monroe" and agents searched their luggage...for spades and shovels. Welcome to Obamika, folks.

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USA #1 USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA

good job becoming today's nazi germany, but this time make sure you finish off the jews

I'm calling HLS on you.

Stasi will be by shortly to pick you up.

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digging up and fucking the corpse of Marilyn Monroe would be the best terrorist attack ever

and that right there is why i wont use twitter because theres too much information these days i jus wanna be me

you should register "fieldgarf" and transcribe old garfield strips from the sunday papers but reverse all the words

That story's actually from a satire magazine btw you guys got trolled hard but don't feel bad so did the sun and whatever that britiosh tabloid with the buzzard as a mascot is, they both reported it as fact

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Originally Posted by jon

you should register "fieldgarf" and transcribe old garfield strips from the sunday papers but reverse all the words

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oh man too zany 4 me

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Originally Posted by fjs wins again

good job becoming today's nazi germany, but this time make sure you finish off the jews

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god you're stupid

this article actually made slashdot and there's 800 idiots in there all WELCOME TO 1984 MAN. That site has really gone downhill.

are you feeling maybe like you spoke a little too soon

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/arti...ter-jokes.html

Pair Detained in Twitter Homeland Threat Mix-Up
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ABC News - 13 hours ago
A young couple from across the pond was detained at a Los Angeles airport after Homeland Security agents mistook a couple Twitter quips for threats against ...
Highly Cited: Tourists deported from US for Twitter jokes‎ Boing Boing
In-Depth: UK tourists turned back from US over Twitter joke to 'destroy ...‎ Brisbane Times
Blog: Twitter joke to 'destroy America' gets two Brits deported from US‎ Washington Post (blog)
Herald Sun - Hollywood Reporter
all 145 news articles »

im not believing anything til its on fox news

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Originally Posted by fjs wins again

good job becoming today's nazi germany, but this time make sure you finish off the jews

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Don't sign your posts, cool guy.

there was a true story of a british guy who got arrested by our anti-terror lot because his flight was delayed and he got on twitter and made a joke about bombing the airport if he couldnt get on his plane and he got charged with disturbing the queen's peace or something stupid

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Originally Posted by jon

are you feeling maybe like you spoke a little too soon

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/arti...ter-jokes.html

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No, I'm feeling like a couple of british papers picked up something that was first posted on a satire site and way too many people are buying into it

Original source of the story, THE SPOOF dot com

http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.c...line=s1i104014

Tomorrow lets all get outraged over some shit on the onion

"The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.
If you fancy trying your hand at comedy spoof news writing, click here to join!"

I expected better from you jon. Not the dailymail, I'm not surprised they bought it, but I'm disappointed in jon and slashdot right now.

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Originally Posted by rubycalaber

there was a true story of a british guy who got arrested by our anti-terror lot because his flight was delayed and he got on twitter and made a joke about bombing the airport if he couldnt get on his plane and he got charged with disturbing the queen's peace or something stupid

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Don't sign your posts.

Do not sign your posts

Love,
General Doli

bet jon has never asked cag to post anything for him

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Originally Posted by timmy

good job becoming today's nazi germany, but this time make sure you finish off the jews

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lmfao

ys, that post from tim was veery funny and totally unexpected and original

im sorry i laughed at a tim post and not yours

it's alright cag, I'll be okay

I'm sure you'll survive somehow, you always have.... on your own lol