white trash cookbook to make/raise children: by root beer and debra
chapter 1: grow up and decide that you will not obtain any education or skills/trades. drop out of a regional university (root beer) and decide to live with your parents working a menial job.
chapter 2: have 3 kids with different fathers. become fat and live in a trailer. collect child-support/welfare and attempt to lure another sucker to take care of your kids and knock up your fat butt (debbie)
chapter 3: visit australia and lose your virginity at like 23(lol). spend all of your parents hard earned money having sex with someone with severe mental and psychological problems. she could most likely not consent to any sexual activity (rooty).
chapter 4: get dumped by lisa after spending all your money to fuck someone with the body and mind of a $50 dollar escort. spend ~$2000 to do so. move back to shitsville,mi and shack up with debra.
chapter 5: get conned by debra into getting her pregnant. now you are responsible for one of her kids and all of her others. instead of saving money for essentials for your children - get tattoos and focus all your time and money on arm-wrestling. give your child no means to better themselves/go to college. proceed to move in a trailer.
chapter 6: cheat on debra, continue to text lisa how much you love her because your life growing up as an obese michigander got you no pussy at all.
chapter 7: debra will break up with you and you will be another child support ticket to debra affording her quarterly lot fees at her trailer/daycare.
