FIVE Scottish Movie Commentaries by Ruby, Teknorat & Desolation - Independence Special Edition
yep its not a 9/11 special edition, because while this is americas most shameful day (that you deserved) in exactly 1 weeks time it will be scotlands proudest day when we hold a referendum on whether scotland should be an independent nation (yes, that's right, we're going to become our own country with a peaceful vote without a single drop of blood spilled, unlike every other nation on earth that goes through decades of violence over these issues, especially americans who are so stupid not only could they not go 100 years without a civil war they even get into wars over other peoples sovereignty) so in celebration please enjoy these fabulous movie commentaries to learn more about my beautiful country, the audio from the movies have been left in which hopefully makes them easier to sync up if you want to watch the movies at the same time or easier to listen to by themselves if that's your preference since you can hear what we're talking about too
http://rubycalaber.com/podcast/Braveheart.mp3
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Braveheart torrent. here teknorat and I dig deep into the rich and proud history of a beautiful national that has never and will never be successfully invaded in professional jew hunter Mel Gibson's five times oscar winning 100% Historically Accurate™ masterpiece
http://rubycalaber.com/podcast/Trainspotting.mp3
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Trainspotting torrent. based on the internationally critically acclaimed Irvine Welsh novel (what authors does america have? Stephenie Meyer? hahahha) this classic movie provides perfect fodder for teknorat to share his best stories of dealing with thieving junkies at his work as a security guard
http://rubycalaber.com/podcast/SweetSixteen.mp3
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Sweet Sixteen torrent. tek and I show our refined tastes in cinema by selecting this obscure movie about a typical ned which provides me with opportunity to talk about my experiences with these anti-social thugs, yes thats right clapboys, scotlands biggest problem is white trash people, since we have precisely zero niggers or spics to worry about, dont worry, you can move here when we get independence (if you can find a plane that will take your weight)
http://rubycalaber.com/podcast/Filth.mp3
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Filth torrent. here I'm joined by the love of my life desolation for our second Irvine Welsh novel adaptation commentary where we examine Scotland's world revered law enforcement and our respect for LGBT rights and other cultures
http://rubycalaber.com/podcast/UnderTheSkin.mp3
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Under The Skin torrent. desolation and I delve into the layered subtext about the nature of the jew in this hidden camera comedy film based on the website bangbus.com and inspired by cags life where Scarlett Johansson drives around glasgow in a white van picking up random men for sex, also listen until the very end to learn top secret 9/11 facts taken from intercepted jew files, so I guess it is kind of a 9/11 special
now before you burgerboys give me lip about my gay little country lets take a look at what scotland has contributed to the world: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scottish_Enlightenment oh whats this? looks like basically the entirety of western thought comes from scotland and it's three Scotsmen who are credited with being the fathers of modern democracy, economics and empiricism (three things americans will never get right) and oh look what we have here http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scottis...nd_discoveries looks like scotland is responsibly for half the fucking industrial revolution by inventing things like the condensing steam engine, the oil refinery, the street gas lamp, the pedal bicycle not that an american has ever ridden one, we also invented the first working light bulb even though americans are brainwashed to believe it was them, we invented pneumatic tires and tarmac so you fat fucks can drive your massive 4x4s pollution machines three meters down the driveway to get the mail, we invented every single aspect of long distance communication like the telephone, the television, the radio, faxes, and literally laying the foundation for the internet with transatlantic telegraph cables, we revolutionized modern medicine by inventing penicillin, hypodermic syringes, the general anesthetic (friendly reminder that 55% of circumcisions in america are performed without any form of anesthesia), the ultrasound scanner, the MRI body scanner, x-ray cinematography, radiation therapy and we invented insulin so you amerilards can get all the type 2 diabetes you like dont worry scotland has your back, pretty much every part of modern life is a scottish invention like color photography, ATMs and PIN codes, the flushing toilet, refrigeration, the electrical clock, the electrical toaster, microwaves were made possible with scottish research and even the lunar based calendar we use all over the world today was invented over ten thousand years ago in scotland when mammoths were still knocking about, americas favorite object the modern firearm only exist because a scot invented the percussion cap so during your next weekly spree killing you can thank us for that, the concept of special forces that are meant to sneak behind enemy lines and disrupt the enemy so a full scale battle isnt necessary (corrupted by amerimurderers who use them to kill even more civilians than usual), radar was invented by scots (so american can find more innocent children to bomb), the US Navy was even founded by a scotsman because americans were too lazy to do it themselves, the first ever cloned mammal was scottish (a sheep, so we'll never run out of fuckbuddies), last year scottish scientists literally invented a tractor beam, halloween was first celebrated in scotland before americans got ahold of it and turned it into a commercialized celebration of obesity, rap battles can be traced back to the scottish tradition of flyting, scotland arranged the first ever football world cup, americas favorite police state propaganda genre the detective story was invented by the scotsman who wrote Sherlock Holmes, criminal fingerprinting was invented by a scot thus allowing america to enjoy having the most prisoners on earth, what have americans invented? clapping in the theater?
so please come to terms with being inferior and tell all your Scottish relatives to vote Yes! :kilt: (are there any other scottish people on this forum? I seem to remember Ando_2006 referencing Elly Babe as if he knew her irl so if you are even still on this site vote yes or I'll ban you)
bonus content: an overdosed junky piece of shit teknorat found at work, know him lisa?
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