short-person conspiracy, 'little man' syndrome
short guys spend their entire lives envious of tall people, and have to find ways to compensate - such as buying gay clothes
they get good at knowing all about gay clothes, and own/manage clothes stores/departments.
They then reap their opportunity to get revenge, and limit all sizes to short people sizes so tall people have no where to buy clothes
I have size 14 feet. Now, years ago, they carried fourteens everywhere.
Now, I was lucky to find ONE pair of size fourteens, and low and behold, its not an actual 14. The end of the inside of the shoe is fucking pointed inward, which means they were designed for short people with small feet to wear so they can pretend they have big feet and a big cock
its a conspiracy
