Surviving The Ebola Apocalypse with Cag, Stevey, Jon, Lisa, Tek, Tim & more - Halloween Special Edition
this epic thread has been sent back in time from a world where the ebola plague has killed 99.69420% of the human population, only the most badass motherfuckers survive, such as psychological warfare specialist teknorat, world class sharp shooter jon and his life partner mark, and me, obviously
in this world women only have one use: luring fuckboys out for us to kill (so that's one more use than there used to be)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_qadzjm4dgM
we were considering using the same technique with another female subject... but trial results... weren't hopeful...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bXz4Lqhip4M
but let me take you back to the beginning of the outbreak in a flashback :lost: I joined a crack team of SAS british operators, lead by a killer robot sent back in time to save the world from ebola, we traveled into the heart of the infection, we knew things were bad over there, but what we found was beyond our worst nightmares (niggers)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Z56KHB_uq4
after society became completely overrun by the ebola infected, white nationalist extremist barrypothead heroically sacrificed himself to save me, never having a chance to tell me he had been in love with me all along :aus:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6fjP74Eog_A
I couldnt let tims sacrifice be for nothing, I had to team-up with the best operator on earth: steven yelle, and find the hottest forum girl to repopulate the world with: cag
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1WcqkIe9yhA
after saving cag from her autistic suger daddys neighborhood we went to the police station her rapist was being held at to try and get revenge
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_vb3ZmCkAJQ
extremely rare audio of cag talking about her harrowing experiences being raped by a deranged mexican and having to whore herself out to older men just to survive, jesus, the world really has gone to hell... oh wait... this was before the apocalypse...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_IONOS6AytM
stevey and I continue to extract cag from aurora city, but we had one problem... cberry was after dat white pussy
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5X6lRcdg69M
but before we leave theres one last thing I had to do... there was one man too dangerous to be allowed to live in a world without rules... I had to kill... cody
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D5tra5apowY
after we taught cag how to operate we infiltrated the CDC laboratory where they engineered the virus that destroyed the world to give them a taste of their own medicine: by shooting them with ebola filled syringes
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NjIlWvMb_PA
we traveled through a generic subway mission, fighting victims horribly mutated by ebola, to find our targets
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zWy9_CwyrLI
we had our epic final show down with obamas evil kenyan withdoctor scientists who had harnessed the power of ebola to transform themselves into ungodly monsters, yes, monsters actually a bit worse than niggers
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wg2LycpqAmc
the world had changed... for the worst... it's now an empty wasteland, devoid of any possible enjoyment, where strangers will blow your brains out as soon as they see you, where you have to spend everything you have just to survive, where hunger and thirst are never far away, where you have to walk miles just to find any signs of life, where sudden and random death lurks around every corner, it is now the world... of WarZ
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rWTq7zWpiTQ
stevey and I brought cag back to colorado to see if we could survive long term.... it doesnt go so well
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HrsuZKJnCpc
we found out the hard way that when ebola infects a white person it... it makes them stronger, when we encounter the goliath that used to be Dr. Kent Brantly
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=beMwdHFU2Ow
after years of being a useless cunt cag finally comes in handy and translates english to mexican for me so I can team up with a brazilian and finally get a kill... I am become ebola... destroyer of niggers
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8yyxW2kkXCo
this future, it is only one of many possible futures... but it sounds fun, right?! well you can help make it come true! simply reply to this thread with
GOOD LUCK EBOLA CHAN!
THANK YOU EBOLA CHAN!
WE LOVE YOU EBOLA CHAN!
and your egregore energy will give our goddess Ebola Chan the power she needs to cleanse this world of it's human infestation! you can also try out cool rituals like I just did below!
http://i.imgur.com/TkzczEE.png
happy halloween! it might be our last... :pumpkin:
