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i wasin the hospital to have several hemmoroids removed from my butthole. turns out all those big turds i was bragging about werent really all that funny. they were serious. i have to have my butthole sewed shut and poop soggy playdough noodles out of a neon curly straw into a applebees kids cup for the rest of my life:poop:
"Ay, get it right, two threads and let your rep be green."
- YOUNG DRO
srry 2 hear about your stretched asswhole i hope you are feeling better! !
thnx bro a professional hole mending was just what the doctor orderd
Did they take pics of your buttocks chamber?
no they mainly just felt around then put me to sleep and when i woke up it was a little sore but they assurred me everything would be fine
did you walk out the door with a stack of fresh $20 bills or did they take down your insurance information
tired holes are most suspectible of injury
i just tipped the nurse and ran out