i have a urinary track infection

from jacking off with my own poo poo :rofl:

tract you fucking maroon

camoroon

tsk tsk

oh dear ive seen this before, well actually i never saw it because i refused to treat the patient after he told me what was wrong
but anyway you have a probably terminal case of shitdick, might want to put your affairs in order for when your dick falls off

ill just grow a pachina

kirby vacuums have an attachment for that

i dont want that cute lil bubbl guy sucking my dick dude whats up with you and all the kiddy porn

like stomple with a bad case of the snickers