do you have the patience to sit through the whole thing?

I did.

i just sat through 2 hours of meth addicts trying to sell me a timeshare to get a free cruise

Did it work?

yeah, but i felt like they were a cult. they werent going to let me leave until i started yelling and saying how much of a scam it is and every one else in the room started gasping in terror and listening to what i was saying so they hurriedly escorted me to the "gifting" room and let me leave

like what? nachos and mini golf?