If you wanna slap butts just let me know. I'm wet and willin'.
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If you wanna slap butts just let me know. I'm wet and willin'.
damn i wanted to slap a butt earlier tonight but i refrained because the spouse was there. pls help
BOUT TO COMMIT SOME SPOUSAL ABUSE
aww yeah
been practisin some cheek massages
speaking of which what hapopened to your friend "sup bros"
i miss that nigga
that dude got hacked to bits
oh.. i just sneezed and partially wet myself
YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHH LETS KEEP THE WATER FLOWIN
it....it happened again..
id like to pay for a real nice oily butt massage one of these days
butt massages are srsly underrated. there's nothing i like more than a good ol' butt-rub..ok maybe a backscratch but oh yeah butt-rub is where its at
ya gotta knead it like dough
mna if i had a kardashian sized ass that would fell wondrous... and my dog just spat out a chewed up star wars action figure
was it a snowtrooper
i can't even tell...it's chewed beyond recognition...oh my local comic book shop is having a halloweenfest tomorrow and they are promising free comics and refreshments should i go?
go for teh refreshments
i am curious as to what these refreshments will be...
FINGERS CROSSED FOR SOME FANTA GRAPE
also comics, i swear to g-d the clerk there is an exact replica of randall from clerks. even marks could appreciate that. i may have a quasi-crush
wannnnnnna collect all the ninja turtle comicsss
no i want ALL the adventure time comics including the scream queen editions with marceline's band, also walking dead
i bought a special variation cover edition and took it out of the plastic
NICE RESELL VALUE PLEB
no one will ever know, i turned the pages with a pair of tweezerman harajuku lovers tweezers (so kawaii uguuu~)
>not using a can of sterile air to blow the pages
oh g-d...the shame...