does it feel anything like greasing up a safeway bag and placing it between your mattresses and fucking it?
because if it does, then I gotta say.... I am NOT looking forward to intercoursing a vagina.
also I heard they have teeth.
is this true?
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does it feel anything like greasing up a safeway bag and placing it between your mattresses and fucking it?
because if it does, then I gotta say.... I am NOT looking forward to intercoursing a vagina.
also I heard they have teeth.
is this true?
mine is tight warm and wet
gross.........
I have a vagina
it's gross
if we had sex I would make you dab it dry with paper towel so that I can really have some good sex.
why does it need to be dry?
If you're really ugly it would be dry
dry = good sex.
I would make you dab your mouth dry with paper towel s oyou could really get me going with some good sandpaper cat tongue mouth sex for starters, then I would put baby powder inside you so that I could get that good stuff..... that good vagina sex with a nice dry vagina.
you would probably love it because I am a hair lip.
lol wtf
that would be awful
you clearly do not know how to have good, dry vagina sex.
LOL
if only you could teach me
we should use rosin instead of baby powder
raisins?
how the fuck are raisins gonna get your vagina adequately dry?
I mean, a green banana I would understand, that shit will dry out your mucus membranes faster then an alabama steer pull..... but raisins?!.... those little bitches are delicious......... fucking chocolate covered raisins? gimme a break lady.
lol no rosin
it's that powder gymnasts use to get grip
I could do what I do when I'm trying to pick up gay guys and stuff poo into my vagina
gross.
I dont like you any more.
time for me to be popular.
I thought that's how you'd like it