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doing the same thing my testicles are doing
yup and obama wants my mom to pay for health insurance that's gonna be even less healthy food oh fuck I can't believe I'm actually dying
going to the hospital tomorrow if I don't die tonight oh wow it popped so far out of my leg
that's not even the worst my neck is doing it too
ohhhhh I really wish this thing was real where people gave me their tax money
wow, just wow
I almost black out whenever I go from horizontal to vertical
I don't deserve this
blood pressure systematic shutdown
hey sam idk if you've noticed but this forum has become completely unreadable, anyway I just threw my hard drive into a bowl of acid and am looking for somewhere new to move before this place actually kills me
good news is if you hang in there I'll be bringing funny back to the internet eventually, maybe in about a year
if I end up never coming back to the net, I'll contact you because it'll mean I got enough money to make my own network that only has funny things going through its tubes
I woulda kept posting from my phone if my subforum was here though but I tried I'm assuming I was wrong about what I thought about ruby but hey, who have I been right about
I hate you all and I hope you die the same time as I do
I was gonna be one of your pallbearers.Quote:
Originally Posted by steveyos
I thought we were friends...
there's even more now, pretty much around the back of my knee below it on my calfs, maybe six at least total they show up when I stop I literally have to keep moving or I'm going to die
someone here must of had problems like this because there's so many older posters now please stop all the bullshit if anyone has experience with this please help me stop thinking I'm some sort of bad person what the hell have I done, come on I'm not joking I don't want to die and I want to help the world forever I don't want to waste around forever I want to do good things fucking help
lol
tapastalk real talk nigga
join americorps
ask the :lizard:s they are older and we all take care of ourselves here so this shit doesnt happenQuote:
Originally Posted by steveyos
seriously we'd all make ideal candidates for the 2013 GNC calendar
I agree with this post.Quote:
Originally Posted by jon
Americorps is a a great organization that helps people get internships and job training programs while at the same time allowing them to earn money for education.
if you're so in love with americorps why don't you marry it
how he didn't kill himself or at least log off the internet forever I'll never know
sounds like something I don't need, what I need is wood and a place to cut it
or does americops have that too, without the school bullshit
just need a piece of land I can use my ryobi's at
I am super dizzy when I stand up really bad now not gonna miss any of you because I'll be haunting you all
That "school bullshit" isn't something they make you do, Stevey.
If you do an Americorps term and perform accompanying community service, you receive money you can use for educational pursuits.
If you do a 1600 hour americorps term, which is a yearlong program, and then do 36 hours of community service during that year, you will get $2600.
This money can go towards students loans, be used to pay for classes, or is even accepted for other non-collegiate programs.
For instance NOLS, the National Outdoor Leadership School and their medical division WMI will accept Americorp scholarship money.
Also, many SCUBA schools and some skydiving schools will accept that money as well.
I'm Steve Yelle dude I'm not Average Joe, I just need a piece of land I can work on
I literally go up on roofs of houses and get paid and make PERFECT cuts and can paint PERFECT, WITHOUT painters tape and I can SHRED any ANY amount of strings
there's a truck stop that has a great new finished bathroom with thanks to me
steffies leads such a sedentary lifestyle he's given himself deep vein thrombosis
we sdhould have a pool on what takes him out first: the hurricane or the blood clot in his calf
glad life's treating you well while you wish harm upon innocent people
you're not a bad person, repeat until it's true
nigga i've got stitches in my scalp life is just peachy keen
you're luckier than you think
ya im gonna go out in this hurricane and buy me a lotto ticket