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please stop making threads about me I don't want anyone to mistakenly think we're friends
I bet you're ticklish
I'll bet you'd go down in one punch
I think I'd win against you in a fightQuote:
Originally Posted by maks
remember what I said about the uncle humorQuote:
Originally Posted by Obnoxious Bitch
I said 'don't be an uncle'
remember?
no you look about ready to keel over already in fact I wouldn't be surprised if there was a heart attack in your near futureQuote:
Originally Posted by LISAAAAAAAAAAH!
no I could beat youQuote:
Originally Posted by maks
seriously, have even you beaten a man?Quote:
Originally Posted by LISAAAAAAAAAAH!
yes I haveQuote:
Originally Posted by juji
a couple of times... more like a few really
holy shit I don't care I'd feel dirty even touching you just stay the fuck away from me or you'll get shot because you're a sociopath and I have no room for that in my life right now
she looks like a strong wind would knock her over, so no. she's hit men who were too proud to hit her back, but that's not winning a fight it's being a crazy cuntQuote:
Originally Posted by juji
for good reasons of course
my best defense is I look small, am female and people then naturally assume you can't fight
that's is USUALLY their mistake
not that I've won them all by a long shot lol
No, you can't beat a man because you are not Chun-Li
but it's not like I go around fighting people
in a few circumstances, under duress, I have reacted violently into some jerk's face
bullshitQuote:
Originally Posted by juji
I'm a fucking ninja compared to the average jo blo
I did grow up as an acrobat in the circus... long time ago but traces of it are still there
this is one of those times when I can't tell if she's full of shit or just deluded
acrobat in the circus? seriosuly, make a video to proveQuote:
Originally Posted by LISAAAAAAAAAAH!
no it's trueQuote:
Originally Posted by juji
same with my little brothers
one of them was a stunt double in a movie... but don't want to say which because the last name is in the credits
I've got more pictures of my brothers doing circus tricks than me, here's two of my youngest brother....http://i.imgur.com/bbJwR.jpghttp://i.imgur.com/wD0CI.jpg
I have a vhs tape of me but that's it, it's old
oh and this pic of me on stage in a circus show... I'm the one at the front....http://i.imgur.com/1WDgZ.png
I did mainly web (the rope that hangs from the ceiling that you spin around), slackwire (my main act... walking on and doing tricks on a loose wire), stilts, tightwire... and just other acrobatics
marks walks a tight rope between being an unfunny nerd and an unfunny asshole
he'll never fall because that would be funny
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Originally Posted by LISAAAAAAAAAAH!
the acrobats are the trapeze artists, tumblers, etc
catching chickens and biting their heads off means you were a GEEK
obviously it was a long time ago if you're getting that confused
cirque de sloppy pusseil
:goodone:Quote:
Originally Posted by maks
Quote:
Originally Posted by LISAAAAAAAAAAH!
why couldn't you make a video about your acrobat skills?
http://i.imgur.com/1WDgZ.png
:rofl:
image was taken in 1962 when Lisa was 35
i was gonna say that... she must be older than she says she is