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Bye Felicia.
You can't be fucking serious
You only get one of those
try to fit in harderQuote:
Originally Posted by TheLizardWhisperer
Rootbeer how do I lift so hard I get shorter please tell me.
Lift atlas stones, front squat your body weight for sets of 10, shoulder press 350, destroy your bodyQuote:
Originally Posted by TheLizardWhisperer
That's what I did worked pretty good
At least teknorat's was the most well placed one, you've been posting it all day like a fucking try-hard
Sorry but it just looks fucking stupid and this was the least stupidly posted one out of all of them
It's not even funny or witty, just fucking moronic
Some of you really don't need any extra help to look like morons, especially from m0nde or cody
does that also make your penis shorter?
Just fuck yourself in the ass until uou die
At least his dick would reach
He's getting mad leave him alone or he'll arm wrestle us.
But fair warning, another attempt will result in a retaliatory 6 months suspension
Bye felicia
lolQuote:
Originally Posted by TheLizardWhisperer
Not from YOU, it don't matter to me how much of a fucking loser you make yourself look like, you already have as much as is humanly possibleQuote:
Originally Posted by rootbeer
Was talking about teknorat
Thanks for playing XD
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Originally Posted by rootbeer
I would only be mad if I had a tiny liqourice piss whip like youQuote:
Originally Posted by TheLizardWhisperer
I get to have sex in real life while teknorat sits in his sisters basement playing day z
He has sex with a wife who isn't a fat psycho with a bunch of kids to other guys who didn't want her and you've literally only had sex with 2 people in your life and I wouldn't even call what you do proper sex in any event, literally worst ever and I'm quite experiencedQuote:
Originally Posted by rootbeer
Rootbeer posting about how big his dick is in a thread with someone whose actually seen it while at the same time posting about how small someone's dick is when everyone's seen it. Shouldn't you be in the woods drinking white trash beer?
http://media.giphy.com/media/PFKjAuCApEqlO/giphy.gifQuote:
Originally Posted by rootbeer
He really does need to stop posting about his dick, I know for a fact it's nothing worth posting about
Suck on garfeels odourfull balls
Goodnight attempt 5
The funny thing is you really want to see my cock and can't get it out of your head. My wife has even told me to post a picture I took holding it next to bath tub faucet and I'm bigger. It's as thick as a coors light can and you will never get to suck it :)Quote:
Originally Posted by TheLizardWhisperer
Teknorat who do you love most: my penis, Lisa, or cag?
Sorry I don't suck mutilated Americock mate. When you boast of how great you are at sex do you not get that Lisa has told people in great detail exactly what your attempts involved?
So you admit to sucking cocks? I'm not really sure what you are trying to convey hereQuote:
Originally Posted by TheLizardWhisperer
came here to post thisQuote:
Originally Posted by TheLizardWhisperer
wait.. You get to have sex in real life???