All American will receive a micro chip implant in 2013 per Obamacare

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11-11-2012
Lexi Persimmons

All American will receive a micro chip implant in 2013 per Obamacare

all you ignorant niggers that voted for communism deserve to be ground up for Soylent Green.

Fuck you assholes. Starving to death is not a nice way to die. Don't come around my neck of the woods looking for food. If I feel good that day, I will give you a quick death.

http://www.pakalertpress.com/2012/07...per-obamacare/
11-11-2012
maks

No American will receive a reply in 2012 per Obamacare
11-11-2012
juji

That's not my problem
11-11-2012
blumpkin blownuts

http://www.snopes.com/politics/medical/microchip.asp

stop getting your info from hoax news outlets you're getting trolled badly
11-11-2012
Desolation

get a chip that makes u post better
11-11-2012
juji

implant yourself on your anus
11-12-2012
sex with dead people

Quote:

Originally Posted by juji

implant yourself on your anus

That's exactly what I was about to post.
11-12-2012
skrizach

“The Secretary shall establish a national medical device registry (in this subsection referred to as the ‘registry’) to facilitate analysis of postmarket safety and outcomes data on each device that—‘‘(A) is or has been used in or on a patient; and ‘‘(B) is a class III device; or ‘‘(ii) a class II device that is implantable.”

All that says is that they will create a registry of medical devices so they know what device is put into which person so if that device has a safety recall they can contact that person.

AKA if you got in a car accident and they had to put in a titanium ankle joint and years later there is a safety recall, this would enable them to find you and call you because there is a registry.
11-12-2012
skrizach

Quote:

Originally Posted by blumpkin blownuts

http://www.snopes.com/politics/medical/microchip.asp

stop getting your info from hoax news outlets you're getting trolled badly

See more backup to my statement, thanks Snopes.

Except all I had to do was simply read the statement in question and use my cognition and I was able to discern what it meant.
11-13-2012
Camoron

article is total bullshit, completely made up
11-13-2012
timmy

cam are you ready for your microchip, mate?
11-13-2012
jon

if you wanted an id chip you could have had one a decade ago

if you want one now they'll store your entire medical history and an e-signature waiver on it so that when you get brought into the ER from a car wreck and you're unconscious they don't have to call anyone (you have no friends) you get priority care right away

until its involuntary, nobody gives a shit about SPOOKY SCARY BIOCHIPS
11-13-2012
boobz

Quote:

Originally Posted by sex with dead people

That's exactly what I was about to post.

this.
11-13-2012
steveyos

I'm getting an obamaphone
11-13-2012
steveyos

they can just call me on that

haven't found a doctor worth a shit might as well have a chip so you guys could contact me with advice on funny posts
11-13-2012
boobz

Quote:

Originally Posted by steveyos

they can just call me on that

haven't found a doctor worth a shit might as well have a chip so you guys could contact me with advice on funny posts

when every doctor you visit is a cheap piece of shit (someone just like yourself who somewhere along the line forged a medical degree) then of course. this kind of explains your health steve.
11-13-2012
Camoron

Quote:

Originally Posted by skrizach

“The Secretary shall establish a national medical device registry (in this subsection referred to as the ‘registry’) to facilitate analysis of postmarket safety and outcomes data on each device that—‘‘(A) is or has been used in or on a patient; and ‘‘(B) is a class III device; or ‘‘(ii) a class II device that is implantable.”

All that says is that they will create a registry of medical devices so they know what device is put into which person so if that device has a safety recall they can contact that person.

AKA if you got in a car accident and they had to put in a titanium ankle joint and years later there is a safety recall, this would enable them to find you and call you because there is a registry.

this is true but even this is from an outdated version of health reform bill, it's not even in Obamacare
11-13-2012
maks

Quote:

Originally Posted by jon

if you wanted an id chip you could have had one a decade ago

if you want one now they'll store your entire medical history and an e-signature waiver on it so that when you get brought into the ER from a car wreck and you're unconscious they don't have to call anyone (you have no friends) you get priority care right away

until its involuntary, nobody gives a shit about SPOOKY SCARY BIOCHIPS

Actually I expected you to have a problem with them, it's usually the gold hoarding Christian conspiracy theorists who oppose that sort of thing
11-13-2012
Desolation

WAKE UP SHEEPLE
11-13-2012
steveyos

wake up and smell the unfunny
11-13-2012
jon

Quote:

Originally Posted by maks

Actually I expected you to have a problem with them, it's usually the gold hoarding Christian conspiracy theorists who oppose that sort of thing

i don't personally want one but that is beside the point

v for voluntary
11-13-2012
jon

in fact i don't even have a primary care physician and have not been to a hospital in a decade
11-13-2012
maks

Quote:

Originally Posted by jon

i don't personally want one but that is beside the point

v for voluntary

good point
11-13-2012
F4

can't wait to see the op back this up with an article from the onion
11-13-2012
skrizach

Quote:

Originally Posted by Desolation

WAKE UP SHEEPLE

https://twitter.com/MuscularSon/stat...21021440364544
11-13-2012
steveyos

twitter lol