Wanna read about most fucked up I've had?

Sometimes my thighs are irritating after of my gym, I went to storage room to find some solution and I found this:




http://www.bookofjoe.com/images/2007/06/15/bengay.jpg



I had no idea how it works, I've tried to get some grams of cream and try to rub over my thighs, I acidentally touched my BALLS, then some minutes later, my balls are getting to burn... Now It's burning like mother fucker, I tried to calm down myself but it's fucking unsopportable while Im jumping many times and im walking around like a damn crazy, then I go to bathroom and tried to clean my balls with water and paper, but it made worse, I was getting uncontrollable... Now I keep cleaning my balls and I keep breathing on balls to get air then I stayed on my bathroom during 15 minutes, this burning ball is gone, now Im happy now... Self-note, NEVER use Bengay on my balls.

Lol

Nice pasta deaf cunt.

Feel free to ignore tek.

There no point to discuss with him.

I only share my experience here.

http://vocaroo.com/i/s09YxhgKeQLM

Its capsaicin cream isnt it? Dont get in your eyes either

Nope nevermind, reading now that the active ingredient is methylsalicylate and it can cause first to third degree chemical burns

i did the exact same thing with Rub A535.. torching your balls is definitely not a good feels

I did the same thing with a habanero pepper, at first the tingling burning sensation on my penis was arousing but, soon i was begging for mercy and jumped in my friends shower to flush my crotch region with cold water

I'm Indian and my ballsweat is spicier than bengay

And twice as pungent.

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I did the same thing with a habanero pepper, at first the tingling burning sensation on my penis was arousing but, soon i was begging for mercy and jumped in my friends shower to flush my crotch region with cold water

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:tup:

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http://vocaroo.com/i/s09YxhgKeQLM

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he said:

elezzzark you stupid deaf cunt, you'll never HEAR THIS YOU FUCKING PIECE OF SHIIIIIT!!!

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he said:

elezzzark you stupid deaf cunt, you'll never HEAR THIS YOU FUCKING PIECE OF SHIIIIIT!!!

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old news

for what it's worth a little goldbond medicated powder on your balls after a hot sweaty day feels like bliss

it smells just like ben gay but it's not, it's the complete opposite

But youve beengay for quite a while

i get the gold bond in the orange container, that menthol shit is too strong

do niggers prefer the menthol ben gay?

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do niggers prefer the menthol ben gay?

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.........idunno. let me skype my good negro friend m0nde and ask him.

marco do you still post on the lizard forum?

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marco do you still post on the lizard forum?

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no

you're a faggot for not getting back on yoru lezy persimmons account you know that?

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you're a faggot for not getting back on yoru lezy persimmons account you know that?

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http://i.imgur.com/v1WbJAQ.jpg

Lexi post there again i won't let them hurt you

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i get the gold bond in the orange container, that menthol shit is too strong

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I didn't realize they had more than one kind, but mine comes in an orange container so it's probably the same one, and I'm sure you know exactly what I'm talking about it's like your scrotum is being kissed by a million tiny angels

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marco do you still post on the lizard forum?

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gorehound larry posted his real work address and number and pics of his wife and he ran away forevs from :lizard: