Help! The Jarno took my money!
Help! I was forced to donate all my money to the Jarno (an ethnic group that lives on an island in the South Pacific) weeks ago because I have white privilege. I now live in a dumpster, but luckily I've managed to modify it with a powerful engine and four rugged all-terrain tires I have since driven it southbound across the Americas. I have recently crossed the south pole and have circumnavigated nearly half the earth. I am currently floating northbound from Adélie Land and heading out into polynesia to find the Jarno and get my money back! I am currently posting this from a solar powered Windows 95. Sorry Centric I was gonna stop at Sydney but I HAVE to get my money back from the Jarno! It'll have to wait! I don't know if I'll make it, wish me luck everyone!
