helpfull tip.
dont think of them as dead, useless legs.
think of them as a great place to keep your pants!
and without pants what would you wipe your sickly orange stained cheetos hands on before typing on the computer and mouth breathing while your vital organs are slowly being crushed by the over 300 pounds of blubber your disgusting lifestyle has allowed you to accumulate.
we could be friends you and me.
legs and the wheel man!
