Cooking With Garfield: Odorless Crock Pot Almond Joys, A Documentary.
Hello Folks! It has been a while but its so nice to see all of your shining oily pimple infested teenage faces.
On todays episode we will be learning how to make "Magical" (hehe) Almond Joys that wont have your parents in an uproar.
A Crock Pot is a great way to infuse oil and marijuana to get the most thc out of your shity shwag and without alerting everyone in your apartment complex.
Tools of the Trade:
Crock Pot
Mason Jar
2 Grams Mary Jane
2 Tbsp Coconut Oil
3/4 Ghirardelli 60% Sweetened Chocolate Bar
1/4 Cup Chopped Almonds
1/4 Cup Shredded Sweetened Coconut Flakes
Tupperware Container
1 Sock
Heres all of the ingredients laid out for you. Ive included pictures along with some words.
Then add the oil. I used coconut oil because its solid at room temperature, tastes great, and yields a nice thc output. I put a suggested measurement in the ingredients list but you really just wanna use enough oil to cover the weed completely. You dont want runny melty chocolates.
Put your weed and oil in the mason jar and seal it up tight. I put a sock over the jar in case the water bubbles it wont bang around and break in the ceramic crock pot.
Leave it in the crock pot on High for 6 hours. Go to work, make a great thread, neg rep some lizards, whatever. Just leave it there and dont touch it.
By putting the weed and oil in the mason jar the smell and fumes are contained and the water on the outside of the mason jar slowly and evenly heats up your oil and introduces the thc over a long period of time, extracting the majority of it safely reducing your risk of burning, smell, or waste.
Alright so you got back from posting on the forums 6 hours later and your oil should be nice and hot, as well as the jar. Use an oven mitt or tongs and remove your jar of oil. Take off the lid and add your coconut, chopped almonds, and chocolate. You can add as much as you like or as little. The texture of the coconut and almonds is similar to that of the weed were going to LEAVE IN THE MIXTURE.
Give everything a good stir with your dick and put the lid back on the jar and the jar back in the sock and the sock-jar back in the crock pot for 1 hour. You can leave the crock pot on High, it shouldn't hurt.
By now youre pretty much done. This is probably the most any of you have achieved in months. So feel proud. You did it.:feelsgood:
Carefully remove the sockjarlid and pour everything into a tupperware container. Scrape the sides of the jar the best you can because the oil likes to settle and cling. You dont want to waste any. Viciously stir everything in the tupperware container before it solidifies so you have pretty much the same thc content throughout.
Close up the container and leave it in the fridge for about an hour and everything should be go to go. I recommend scoring the chocolate with a knife so you can just break it apart when youre ready to eat.
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12-03-2012
Gentleman Doli
5.
12-03-2012
blumpkin blownuts
recipe, more like roadmap: to hell
12-03-2012
jon
i learned a lot today
12-03-2012
steveyos
I don't trust this
12-03-2012
steveyos
ebtI'm too immune, but maybe I'll
12-03-2012
steveyos
dammit htc
12-03-2012
m0nde
not enough welfare money to make chocolate almonds?
12-03-2012
blumpkin blownuts
it's free to swipe your ebt
12-03-2012
maks
I may actually follow garfield's recipe over christmas I already asked my mother to borrow her crock pot though neither of us has any idea where to find a mason jar because it is not 1870 and neither of us prepares our own preserves to store in our root cellars
12-03-2012
juji
Does garfield's mom allowed him to cook like that?
12-03-2012
maks
also why are garfield's socks made out of steel wool
12-03-2012
blumpkin blownuts
you can get ball jars at most supermarkets, it's the exact same thing as a mason jar
they're in the same aisle as cooking utensils
