ｊｕｓｔ ｗｏｋｅ ｕｐ ｆｒｏｍ ｍｙ ｃｈｒｉｓｔｍａｓ ｎａｐ A

ｉｔ＇ｓ ４ ａｍ ｎｄ ｉｍ ｓｏ ｔｈｉｒｓｔｙ ｉｎ ｔｈｉｓ ｆｕｃｋｉｎｇ ｒｏｏ ｍ ｉｄｋ ｗｈｅｒｅ ｔｈｅ ｗａｔｅｒ ｉｓ ｌｏｌ ｇｏｓｈ ｔｈｉｓ ｉｓ ａｎ ｉ ｓ ｓ ｕ ｅ

don't worry I've got something to hydrate you...

(irn bru)