this shit is so huge its having to come out several poop-balls at a time, every hour or so

I pooped out a good dozen or so quarter-size poopballs all together in one greater chunk, but didnt get that "having pooped" feeling of relief afterward so, its not over yet

The inside of my ass cant get a good grip on the whole thing, so i just push really hard and can feel the veins in my head pulsating even, and then just take off the tip of the poopberg by letting it go back in so a few poopballs come off the tip and into the bowl

And i have to repeat this every hour or so

Lisa if we were together and you ever needed help pooping, i could use my boner to clear the passage

To help apply vaseline as deep into your butthole as possible, we could just cake the vaseline on a condom on my penis

Id act professional about it too like 'i'm doing this to help you poop', so i could help you even if we werent together

Is Vaseline a thing that people use in their bum?

It turns the contents of your bowels into waxy liquid diarrhea
You wont poop normal again for days after putting vaseline up there

What's the point then?

It clears you out if youre constupated

Yeh that's why mikes putting vaseline in his ass, uhhhh yeh