15 narrative haikus regarding the idiotic bullshit which is presently stickied

im eating my lunch
i get on my computer
oh what is this shit.

alarming sticky
posted by ignored user
must click to view post

lies lies lies lies lies
scathing rage over the thread
take bite of sandwich

mm i love turkey
turkey, cheese, advacado
on a jewish rye

im at a deli
logged onto ruby's forums
reading this bullshit

he didn't attempt
the whole premise is a farce
an unfunny joke

steveyos quality
FJS-level humor
aka NF

if he really had
id take the day off to mourn
and count my blessings

im sorry that i
dont find the humor in this
but its just so lame

making light of life
especially that which is
so very precious

as my first enter
net crush and internet love
rubycalaber

who are all these fools
what is juji? lisa? huh?
lol no name brand scum

two thousand and six
summer forums forever
caz marnie and will

m0nde ooble dp
all the regular posters
i love nostalgia

but i hate sick jokes
like the stickied thread posted
in the candy crew

thread makes me hungry
wish i was at deli too
for gefilte fish

six syllables in my line you straight up gay

its stevey-os and not steve-yos?
i was fooled too

it was stevey O S until ruby called me stevey-o's then that stuck

thinking about changing my name to Nick Canon

chef boiardi's Stevey-O's

none of those made sense to me so i just randomly decided on steve-yos /stiv yɒs/

NO

this hasnt gotten enough replies. bumping

why does fanfare have neg rep lol

I predict a fake-girl-who-ruby-has-a-crush-on catfight

because he gave me $100 to delete ytmnds

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Originally Posted by Gentleman Doli

why does fanfare have neg rep lol

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I do it because he's a faggot who kept making topics at fjs last year asking stevey to ban me claiming I was ruining his forum.

lol I forget all that

I'll ban him at fjs when you make me admin.

not until you give me more money than he gave me

stupid bye

Bye... :sad:

will you buy me assassination creed 3 by any chance

I'll give you my MP disk and online pass for it if you get a 360.

i beat that shit 2 days after i got it now i just fuck around on black ops 2 and madden 13 hue

I still haven't beaten it yet after a month

I removed his one red bar

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Originally Posted by sex with dead people

I still haven't beaten it yet after a month

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get your vidya on

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Originally Posted by juji

I removed his one red bar

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that's what she said

blippah dippah zippah zed
what once was green, now turn to redddd
muhuhuhahahahahahaaaaa

i am an art fag
check out my edgy new thread
i miss you ruby

why did you leave me
for that bitch desolation
i am so alone

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Originally Posted by plusle riot

i beat that shit 2 days after i got it now i just fuck around on black ops 2 and madden 13 hue

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xbox or ps3?

xbox

this one's better