because they are not going to like this one little bit, they will act out and they will kill you
JSYK
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because they are not going to like this one little bit, they will act out and they will kill you
JSYK
We've been nothing but kind young gentleman.
Can't think of a nicer gesture than sharing my intimate moments with them so why don't you come with some goddamn suggestions next time?
There's absolutely no better way to start a friend ship than showing someone your dick.
Well said sir.
I should also point out that it was lisa who asked me to come here.
Stop with the 'THEY WILL KILL YOU' nonsense, pink lady.
They can alllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll line up and eat my ass. Preferably whilst I count my currency and jack off to Jack being verbally abused by 'The Pink One'.
(Yes, I can multi-task!)
Fuck every empty threat I've received since my arrival. Ban me? Because you're a homotional pussy? Go for it, CONNECT FOUR
Since we've arrived here we have been mistreated. That's bothersome considering most of us were invited. This was all supposedly part of someones plan....yet...since we've been here.. members here have made leaving threads due to our presence. The very same member who takes claim for getting us here is also the same member that spammed my PM box insisting I leave (you read right, folks!). I don't mind any of that. It shows the weakness. It's cute. Amateur hour at it's finest. Other members have been extremely unwelcoming, as well. Luckily, we're from SM and made a mockery of this dump. And luckily for you all, we're from SM and we can put some life into this cemetery, a bit.
Cocky? Yes. Positive intentions? You bet'cha (You're welcome)
I'm flattered by all of the attention. That's why we post on forums. For attention. My fellow SM friends and I have thoroughly enjoyed ourselves, thus far. Some of you are decent. I expect proper respect and I shall respect you all in return. Enjoy the pictures of my penis and lifestyle. Everything will be just fine, darlings. Pinky promise
CONNECT FOUR MOTHER FUCKERS!
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What is "things I'd rather do than cyber with lisa"?Quote:
Originally Posted by Lisa Battery
No-one wants to cyber with youQuote:
Originally Posted by Mr. Jon
You're gross, fuck off
And you make shitty threads
The what are you listening to thread is a fucking gem, thanks.Quote:
Originally Posted by Lisa Battery
AND original!
When I was 12 I used to cyber with an 18 year old final fantasy fanatic named celeste. She ended up being a chubby dark skinned Asian. She'd always be like "omg jon I really felt that! !!!" Keep in mind I was 12 and had no idea what I was talking about
That's doap.
In middle school I used to go on AOL CHAT and hit up the Ebony rooms (usually the Atlanta one). I used to have girls on there leave sexual voicemails on my phone so I could use them on albums I was working on.
How did you find out the final fantasy girl was fat and Asian?
I finally saw her picture after a few months. We would talk on the phone as well. .. she was a big name at this message board I frequented so I cybered with her to elevate my poster status
Hopefully by finding her forum.
lol@us taking advantage of women as pre-teens. Your shit was for nerdy reasons, though. My mackin' is Hip Hop Points-able *looks around for Larry....realizes where he is and where I am...........feels a cold gust........starts missing SM*Quote:
Originally Posted by Mr. Jon
You're definitely the more hip hop version of me. It fucking sucks.
What would the girls say on your answering machine?
I used to lie about my age so these girls were well experienced in sexual festivities. I only remember 1, though. She said she was in the bathtub and explained everything she was doing to herself and how she felt. She had a thick Georgia drawl (which is usually a turn off) but she sounded extremely sexy and mature. That chat room was awesome. I probably fell in love 5 times a month on that bad boy.
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Originally Posted by Mr. Jon
I'm a fatter, darker skinned asian woman, but I still want that dick.
God, I love a good Georgian black girl saying my name. "Jun!!"
I tracked an online girlfriend/pen pal from when I was 10 down on Facebook awhile back. We were incredibly close for 2 years. I bought her Montell Jordan this is how we do it album and she bought me the rush hour soundtrack. Anyway, I was all excited that I found her like hey! !!! Remember me? !? And she was like oh hey. .. blah. She was ugly with kids though. Nahtanha low was her name
Our names sound similar so yeah. I know what'cha mean. My friend has lived in Georgia since we were 16 and has developed a country twang. My dick doesn't usually fidget when he says it. Way too low a voice, man.
I had a friend that was real fat (female) who stayed in my neighborhood. This is in middle school. She was dope and always let my friends and I chill at her house. She always wanted to give us head and fuck but we'd (nicely) turn her down and laugh it off. She found me like 7 years ago and we talked but I ended up getting locked up again. Lost contact. Sometimes I think about her and wish she'd find me, again. I forget her last name, plus she's probably married. I bet she'd give me the best blowjob, ever. Last time I talked to her she said she had lost weight and was hinting about wanting to suck me off still. She had a fat girl name too: Amelia.Quote:
Originally Posted by Mr. Jon
Amelia, let me feeeel-ee-yaaaa!
She was fat but you could tell if she was skinny she wouldn't have any boobs. So she was the even grosser type of fat.
You think jack would hit it?