i love texas cops lmao

i love how i can speed through a school zone with no seatbelt past a cop and not get pulled over :D

2:40 AM - Teknorat: know why?
2:40 AM - Teknorat: cos you're not hot anymore :|

FUCKI NG SHUT UP OMFG FUCK EVERYONE HERE UGH

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2:40 AM - Teknorat: know why?
2:40 AM - Teknorat: cos you're not hot anymore :|

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Who said she was in the first place?

she made herself look a lot better now she looks housewifes of hollywood and it's just sad and you know the plastic surgery is a comin' and it's a sad and anyway the point is some of us saw her after before seeing her before

but yeah literally everyone speeds past schools around here idk if it's some big deal on the west side but I"m assuming it's not and has never been adn cag is just a huge fag

I hate kids thats why i speed in school zones lmao. I hate that people have kids and think they are all high and mighty. Women go nuts and start ranting about being the giver of live and blah blah blah you know mice and rabits shit out babies by the thousands. Thats one thing thats great about lisa... no kids.. neither me or lisa have annoying crumb grabbers shooting out of our vaginas

Oh my god you haven't lived until youve squeezed a coconut out your vagina lmao tee hee motherhood is sooooo beautiful

You probably don't even have that quad city knock

You dont have a kid either.

speeding and not wearing a seatbelt, just one of the cool moms =p

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speeding and not wearing a seatbelt, just one of the cool moms =p

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The latest machines scan the body in a helical or spiral fashion thereby speeding up the process.

you should put a coconut in there probably feels great and you can give out coconut water

Make a giant string of beads using coconuts and shove them up your ass

bowling balls

cag can be a human Bowling Bag

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Make a giant string of beads using coconuts and shove them up your ass

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Well...you really should

please note how cag brags about being a traditional housewife but still rants about how much she hates kids and motherhood kek

Where do you get these crazy iseas

its legal to fuck animals and marry your first cousin in texas

Well thats good I guess

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please note how cag brags about being a traditional housewife but still rants about how much she hates kids and motherhood kek

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and always makes sure she mentions doing some mundane chore like she deserves a cookie

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and always makes sure she mentions doing some mundane chore like she deserves a cookie

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You can't even take care of yourself like an adult so you should be impressed by the mundane lmao

Can't wait until your homelss again

ask him if he still homeless cag,, go in for the kill

sbit missed it

I wonder which of jon's dogs he will get rid of first

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You can't even take care of yourself like an adult so you should be impressed by the mundane lmao

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I am impressed that you can handle boiling a pot of water. It's like chemistry.

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ask him if he still homeless cag,, go in for the kill

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So predictible that other people are posting my thoughts. I explained before why that line of trolling is dumb because this place is such a backwards commie disneyland that I had more money and access to endless free shit than I do now, while I sit here on my leather couch watching some shit about motorcycles in high definition.

cag makes the same 5 posts over and over again