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When you're on a public toilet or similar taking a shit and you have a big dick and you don't want your cock to touch the bowl or seat just rub your dick till you get an erection that way your penis is up safely out of the way. If you have trouble getting an erection just breathe in the smell of your own feces deeply and think of Cag.
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I wrote this thread while doing just that.
and my feelings are rather hurt after reading this. I hope you die.
You're just jealous because you can't get your enormous flaps to stop floating in the water in the bowl.
if you do this you can piss on the wall in front of you while shitting
Obviously you piss first.
i feel uncertain and uncomfortable with my dick hard and out over the toilet seat if i'm shitting. i had to do that during puberty when i had unintentional erections and couldn't shove it down into the toilet becauase it was painful and it wasn't fun
Think of the joy it will bring the kids when they come to use the toilet you "accidentally" forgot to lock.
It works better if you just put it under the seat and sit down on it
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Originally Posted by jazz
Only works with american/jew dicks that have no feeling due to circumcision.Quote:
Originally Posted by jazz
Dont you natural squatting position like asians do?Quote:
Originally Posted by m0nde
No if he feels the urge to go traditional he just shits next to the road like all indians.Quote:
Originally Posted by juji
designated shitting streets
I can't poop without peeing so I just make sure my Dick is more dirty than the surrounding toilet
I have the opposite problem
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