a private investigator just came to my x girlfrieds house
me her and gay chris were just sitting there hitting the magic flight (great recoomendation stevey) when this mexican private eye bangs on the door and asks to speak to her mom and im like shes not here ok but ill take the papers and hes like no i have to give them to her can you tell her to call me and i was like ok i will and then i looked up his linked in and wow hes the real deal so what could it be you ask? turs out theres been this guy jacking off outside her window for the last couple of nights and she asked this p-eye guy to coe and smaple the semen on the window ledge and he was coming back to tell her who it was and turns out it was none other than cbs's own nationally acclaimed tv comedy star jim parsons from the big bang theory
