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An artist's conception of a reptilian; an adult human male is shown for scale
Reptilians (also called reptoids,[1] reptiloids, saurians, lizard lads) are purported reptilian humanoids that play a prominent role in fantasy, science fiction, ufology, and conspiracy theories.[2][3] The idea of reptilians on Earth was popularized by David Icke, a conspiracy theorist who claims shape-shifting reptilian aliens control Earth by taking on human form and gaining political power to manipulate our societies. Icke has claimed on multiple occasions that many of the world leaders are, or are possessed by, so-called reptilians.
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Origins[edit]
Michael Barkun, Professor of political science at Syracuse University, posits that the idea of a reptilian conspiracy originated in the fiction of Conan the Barbarian creator Robert E. Howard. The first appearance of "serpent men" in literature was in Howard's story, "The Shadow Kingdom", published in Weird Tales in August 1929. This story drew on Theosophical ideas of the "lost worlds" of Atlantis and Lemuria, particularly Helena Blavatsky's The Secret Doctrine, with its reference to "'dragon-men' who once had a mighty civilization on a Lemurian continent".[4] Howard's "serpent men" were described as humanoid with human bodies but snake heads, able to imitate real humans at will, who lived in hiding in underground passages, using their shapechanging and mind control abilities to infiltrate humanity.[5] Clark Ashton Smith used Howard's "serpent men" in his stories, as well as themes from H. P. Lovecraft, and he, Howard and Lovecraft together laid the basis for the Cthulhu Mythos.[6] In the 1940s, a non-fiction writer, Maurice Doreal, wrote a pamphlet entitled "Mysteries Of The Gobi" which described a "serpent race" that had "bodies like man but...heads...like a great snake" and an ability to take true human form.[7] These creatures also appeared in Doreal's poem, "The Emerald Tablets", in which he claimed the titular tablets were written by "Thoth, an Atlantean Priest king". Barkun asserts that "in all likelihood", Doreal's ideas came from "The Shadow Kingdom", and that in turn, "The Emerald Tablets" formed the basis for David Icke's book, Children of the Matrix.[8]
Alien abduction[edit]
Alien abduction narratives sometimes allege contact with reptilian creatures.[9] One of the earliest reports was that of Ashland, Nebraska police officer Herbert Schirmer, who claims to have been taken aboard a UFO in 1967 by humanoid beings with a slightly reptilian appearance, who wore a "winged serpent" emblem on the left side of their chests.[10]
David Icke[edit]
According to British conspiracy theorist David Icke, 5–12 feet (1.5–3.7 m) tall, blood-drinking, shape-shifting reptilian humanoids from the Alpha Draconis star system, now hiding in underground bases, are the force behind a worldwide conspiracy against humanity.[11] He contends that most of the world's leaders are related to these reptilians, including George W. Bush, former President of the United States, and Queen Elizabeth II of the United Kingdom.[12] Icke's conspiracy theories now have supporters in up to 47 countries and he has given lectures to crowds of up to 6,000.[13][14] American writer Vicki Santillano included it in her list of the 10 most popular conspiracy theories, describing it as the "wackiest theory" she had encountered.[15]
A poll of Americans in 2013 by Public Policy Polling indicated that 4% of registered voters (+/- 2.8%) believed in David Icke's ideas.[16]
Politics[edit]
In the closely fought 2008 U.S. Senate election between comedian and commentator Al Franken and incumbent Senator Norm Coleman, one of the ballots challenged by Coleman included a vote for Franken with "Lizard People" written in the space provided for write-in candidates.[17] Lucas Davenport, who later claimed to have written the gag ballot, said, "I don't know if you've heard the conspiracy theory about the Lizard Men; a friend of mine, we didn't like the candidates, so we were at first going to write in 'revolution', because we thought that was good and to the point. And then, we thought 'the Lizard People' would be even funnier."[18]
"Evil reptilian kitten-eater from another planet" was a pejorative used to refer to then Ontario Liberal Party opposition leader Dalton McGuinty in a press release disseminated by the Progressive Conservative Party of Ontario on September 12, 2003, during the provincial election campaign in Ontario, Canada.
In February 2011, on the Opie and Anthony radio show, the comedian Louis C.K. jokingly asked former U.S. Secretary of Defense Donald Rumsfeld a number of times if he and Dick Cheney were lizard people who enjoyed the taste of human flesh. Amused by Rumsfeld's refusal to directly answer the question, C.K. suggested it as a possible admission of guilt. He went on to further muse that perhaps those who are lizard people cannot lie about it; when asked if they are lizards, they either have to avoid answering the question or say yes.[19]
On March 4, 2013, a video depicting a security agent with unusual features guarding a speech by U.S. President Barack Obama was spotlighted in a Wired report about shapeshifting reptilian humanoids, leading to a tongue-in-cheek response from chief National Security Council spokeswoman Caitlin Hayden that "any alleged program to guard the president with aliens or robots would likely have to be scaled back or eliminated in the sequester."[20]
See also[edit]
- Ancient astronauts
- Serpent Men
- Dinosauroid
- Gamehendge
- List of alleged UFO-related extraterrestrials
- List of conspiracy theories
- Lizard Man of Scape Ore Swamp
- Men in Black
- Silurians
- Sleestak
- They Live
- The Matrix
References[edit][*]^ Joyce, Judith (2011). The Weiser field guide to the paranormal abductions, apparitions, ESP, synchronicity, and more unexplained phenomena from other realms. San Francisco, CA: Weiser Books. pp. 80–81. ISBN 9781609252984. Retrieved 3 August 2014.[*]^ Lewis, Tyson; Richard Kahn (Winter 2005). "The Reptoid Hypothesis: Utopian and Dystopian Representational Motifs in David Icke's Alien Conspiracy Theory". Utopian Studies 16 (1): 45–75.[*]^ Frel, Jan (1 September 2010). "Inside the Great Reptilian Conspiracy: From Queen Elizabeth to Barack Obama -- They Live!". Alternet. Retrieved 2010-09-01.[*]^ Trompf, Garry W.; Bernauer, Lauren (2012). "Producing Lost Civilisations: Theosophical Concepts in Literature, Visual Media and Popular Culture". In Cusack, Carole; Norman, Alex. Handbook of New Religions and Cultural Production. Leiden: Brill. pp. 113–4. ISBN 9004221875. Retrieved 3 September 2014.[*]^ Barkun, Michael (2003). A Culture of Conspiracy: Apocalyptic Visions in Contemporary America. Berkeley and Los Angeles: University of California Press. p. 121. ISBN 0520238052. Retrieved 3 September 2014.[*]^ Mott, William Michael (2011). Caverns, Cauldrons, and Concealed Creatures: A Study of Subterranean Mysteries in History, Folklore, and Myth. Grave Distractions Publications. p. 27. ISBN 0982912870. Retrieved 3 September 2014.[*]^ Barkun (2003), p. 119[*]^ Barkun (2003). A Culture of Conspiracy. pp. 120–1. Doreal's 'translation' of the tablets was used extensively by David Icke in his book on the reptilians, Children of the Matrix...Although Doreal and the others spoke of the serpent race as a confirmable historic reality, the idea almost certainly came from pulp fiction...In all likelihood, the notion of a shape-changing serpent race first came from the imagination of an obscure pulp fiction author, Robert E. Howard.[*]^ The Shadowlands Mysterious Creatures page[*]^ Police Officer Herbert Schirmer Abduction - Ashland, Nebraska, United States - December 3, 1967 - UFO Evidence[*]^ Ronson, Jon (16 March 2001). "Beset by lizards". The Guardian UK. Retrieved 4 August 2014.[*]^ David Icke Interview: Aliens among us[*]^ Lauren Cox (Dec 12, 2008). "What's Behind Internet Conspiracy Empires?". ABC News.[*]^ Mesure, Susie (28 October 2012). "David Icke is not the Messiah. Or even that naughty. But boy, can he drone on". The Independent. Retrieved 11 June 2013.[*]^ The Ten Most Popular Conspiracy Theories[*]^ "Conspiracy Theory Poll Results". Public Policy Polling. Retrieved 2013-04-03.[*]^ "Minnesota Senate Recount: Challenged ballots: You be the judge". Minnesota Public Radio. 2008. Retrieved 2008-11-22.[*]^ "Why would someone vote for the Lizard People?". 2008. Retrieved 2010-01-08.[*]^ Del Signore, John (February 25, 2011). "Louis CK Repeatedly Asks Donald Rumsfeld If He's a Lizard Alien". Gothamist. Retrieved June 29, 2012.[*]^ Beckhusen, Robert (March 26, 2013). "White House Can’t Afford Its Shapeshifting Alien Reptile Guards". Wired. Retrieved October 15, 2013.
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Reptilians
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An artist's conception of a reptilian; an adult human male is shown for scale
Reptilians (also called reptoids,[1] reptiloids, saurians, lizard lads) are purported reptilian humanoids that play a prominent role in fantasy, science fiction, ufology, and conspiracy theories.[2][3] The idea of reptilians on Earth was popularized by David Icke, a conspiracy theorist who claims shape-shifting reptilian aliens control Earth by taking on human form and gaining political power to manipulate our societies. Icke has claimed on multiple occasions that many of the world leaders are, or are possessed by, so-called reptilians.
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Origins[edit]
Michael Barkun, Professor of political science at Syracuse University, posits that the idea of a reptilian conspiracy originated in the fiction of Conan the Barbarian creator Robert E. Howard. The first appearance of "serpent men" in literature was in Howard's story, "The Shadow Kingdom", published in Weird Tales in August 1929. This story drew on Theosophical ideas of the "lost worlds" of Atlantis and Lemuria, particularly Helena Blavatsky's The Secret Doctrine, with its reference to "'dragon-men' who once had a mighty civilization on a Lemurian continent".[4] Howard's "serpent men" were described as humanoid with human bodies but snake heads, able to imitate real humans at will, who lived in hiding in underground passages, using their shapechanging and mind control abilities to infiltrate humanity.[5] Clark Ashton Smith used Howard's "serpent men" in his stories, as well as themes from H. P. Lovecraft, and he, Howard and Lovecraft together laid the basis for the Cthulhu Mythos.[6] In the 1940s, a non-fiction writer, Maurice Doreal, wrote a pamphlet entitled "Mysteries Of The Gobi" which described a "serpent race" that had "bodies like man but...heads...like a great snake" and an ability to take true human form.[7] These creatures also appeared in Doreal's poem, "The Emerald Tablets", in which he claimed the titular tablets were written by "Thoth, an Atlantean Priest king". Barkun asserts that "in all likelihood", Doreal's ideas came from "The Shadow Kingdom", and that in turn, "The Emerald Tablets" formed the basis for David Icke's book, Children of the Matrix.[8]
Alien abduction[edit]
Alien abduction narratives sometimes allege contact with reptilian creatures.[9] One of the earliest reports was that of Ashland, Nebraska police officer Herbert Schirmer, who claims to have been taken aboard a UFO in 1967 by humanoid beings with a slightly reptilian appearance, who wore a "winged serpent" emblem on the left side of their chests.[10]
David Icke[edit]
According to British conspiracy theorist David Icke, 5–12 feet (1.5–3.7 m) tall, blood-drinking, shape-shifting reptilian humanoids from the Alpha Draconis star system, now hiding in underground bases, are the force behind a worldwide conspiracy against humanity.[11] He contends that most of the world's leaders are related to these reptilians, including George W. Bush, former President of the United States, and Queen Elizabeth II of the United Kingdom.[12] Icke's conspiracy theories now have supporters in up to 47 countries and he has given lectures to crowds of up to 6,000.[13][14] American writer Vicki Santillano included it in her list of the 10 most popular conspiracy theories, describing it as the "wackiest theory" she had encountered.[15]
A poll of Americans in 2013 by Public Policy Polling indicated that 4% of registered voters (+/- 2.8%) believed in David Icke's ideas.[16]
Politics[edit]
In the closely fought 2008 U.S. Senate election between comedian and commentator Al Franken and incumbent Senator Norm Coleman, one of the ballots challenged by Coleman included a vote for Franken with "Lizard People" written in the space provided for write-in candidates.[17] Lucas Davenport, who later claimed to have written the gag ballot, said, "I don't know if you've heard the conspiracy theory about the Lizard Men; a friend of mine, we didn't like the candidates, so we were at first going to write in 'revolution', because we thought that was good and to the point. And then, we thought 'the Lizard People' would be even funnier."[18]
"Evil reptilian kitten-eater from another planet" was a pejorative used to refer to then Ontario Liberal Party opposition leader Dalton McGuinty in a press release disseminated by the Progressive Conservative Party of Ontario on September 12, 2003, during the provincial election campaign in Ontario, Canada.
In February 2011, on the Opie and Anthony radio show, the comedian Louis C.K. jokingly asked former U.S. Secretary of Defense Donald Rumsfeld a number of times if he and Dick Cheney were lizard people who enjoyed the taste of human flesh. Amused by Rumsfeld's refusal to directly answer the question, C.K. suggested it as a possible admission of guilt. He went on to further muse that perhaps those who are lizard people cannot lie about it; when asked if they are lizards, they either have to avoid answering the question or say yes.[19]
On March 4, 2013, a video depicting a security agent with unusual features guarding a speech by U.S. President Barack Obama was spotlighted in a Wired report about shapeshifting reptilian humanoids, leading to a tongue-in-cheek response from chief National Security Council spokeswoman Caitlin Hayden that "any alleged program to guard the president with aliens or robots would likely have to be scaled back or eliminated in the sequester."[20]
See also[edit]
- Ancient astronauts
- Serpent Men
- Dinosauroid
- Gamehendge
- List of alleged UFO-related extraterrestrials
- List of conspiracy theories
- Lizard Man of Scape Ore Swamp
- Men in Black
- Silurians
- Sleestak
- They Live
- The Matrix
References[edit][*]^ Joyce, Judith (2011). The Weiser field guide to the paranormal abductions, apparitions, ESP, synchronicity, and more unexplained phenomena from other realms. San Francisco, CA: Weiser Books. pp. 80–81. ISBN 9781609252984. Retrieved 3 August 2014.[*]^ Lewis, Tyson; Richard Kahn (Winter 2005). "The Reptoid Hypothesis: Utopian and Dystopian Representational Motifs in David Icke's Alien Conspiracy Theory". Utopian Studies 16 (1): 45–75.[*]^ Frel, Jan (1 September 2010). "Inside the Great Reptilian Conspiracy: From Queen Elizabeth to Barack Obama -- They Live!". Alternet. Retrieved 2010-09-01.[*]^ Trompf, Garry W.; Bernauer, Lauren (2012). "Producing Lost Civilisations: Theosophical Concepts in Literature, Visual Media and Popular Culture". In Cusack, Carole; Norman, Alex. Handbook of New Religions and Cultural Production. Leiden: Brill. pp. 113–4. ISBN 9004221875. Retrieved 3 September 2014.[*]^ Barkun, Michael (2003). A Culture of Conspiracy: Apocalyptic Visions in Contemporary America. Berkeley and Los Angeles: University of California Press. p. 121. ISBN 0520238052. Retrieved 3 September 2014.[*]^ Mott, William Michael (2011). Caverns, Cauldrons, and Concealed Creatures: A Study of Subterranean Mysteries in History, Folklore, and Myth. Grave Distractions Publications. p. 27. ISBN 0982912870. Retrieved 3 September 2014.[*]^ Barkun (2003), p. 119[*]^ Barkun (2003). A Culture of Conspiracy. pp. 120–1. Doreal's 'translation' of the tablets was used extensively by David Icke in his book on the reptilians, Children of the Matrix...Although Doreal and the others spoke of the serpent race as a confirmable historic reality, the idea almost certainly came from pulp fiction...In all likelihood, the notion of a shape-changing serpent race first came from the imagination of an obscure pulp fiction author, Robert E. Howard.[*]^ The Shadowlands Mysterious Creatures page[*]^ Police Officer Herbert Schirmer Abduction - Ashland, Nebraska, United States - December 3, 1967 - UFO Evidence[*]^ Ronson, Jon (16 March 2001). "Beset by lizards". The Guardian UK. Retrieved 4 August 2014.[*]^ David Icke Interview: Aliens among us[*]^ Lauren Cox (Dec 12, 2008). "What's Behind Internet Conspiracy Empires?". ABC News.[*]^ Mesure, Susie (28 October 2012). "David Icke is not the Messiah. Or even that naughty. But boy, can he drone on". The Independent. Retrieved 11 June 2013.[*]^ The Ten Most Popular Conspiracy Theories[*]^ "Conspiracy Theory Poll Results". Public Policy Polling. Retrieved 2013-04-03.[*]^ "Minnesota Senate Recount: Challenged ballots: You be the judge". Minnesota Public Radio. 2008. Retrieved 2008-11-22.[*]^ "Why would someone vote for the Lizard People?". 2008. Retrieved 2010-01-08.[*]^ Del Signore, John (February 25, 2011). "Louis CK Repeatedly Asks Donald Rumsfeld If He's a Lizard Alien". Gothamist. Retrieved June 29, 2012.[*]^ Beckhusen, Robert (March 26, 2013). "White House Can’t Afford Its Shapeshifting Alien Reptile Guards". Wired. Retrieved October 15, 2013.
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Incidents
General
Pre-20th century
- Ezekiel's Wheel (circa 622–570 BC)
- 1561 celestial phenomenon over Nuremberg
- José Bonilla Observation (1883)
- Aurora (1897)
20th century
- Los Angeles (1942)
- Kenneth Arnold (1947)
- Maury Island (1947)
- Roswell (1947)
- Aztec (1948)
- Mantell (1948)
- Chiles-Whitted (1948)
- Gorman Dogfight (1948)
- Mariana (1950)
- McMinnville photographs (1950)
- Sperry (1950)
- Lubbock Lights (1951)
- Carson Sink (1952)
- Nash-Fortenberry (1952)
- Washington D.C. (1952)
- Flatwoods monster (1952)
- Ellsworth (1953)
- Kelly–Hopkinsville (1955)
- Lakenheath-Bentwaters (1956)
- Antônio Vilas Boas (1957)
- Levelland (1957)
- Milton Torres (1957)
- Trindade Island (1958)
- Barney and Betty Hill abduction (1961)
- Lonnie Zamora incident (1964)
- Solway Firth Spaceman (1964)
- Exeter (1965)
- Kecksburg (1965)
- Westall (1966)
- Shag Harbour (1967)
- Pascagoula Abduction (1973)
- Travis Walton Abduction (1975)
- Allagash (1976)
- Tehran (1976)
- Petrozavodsk phenomenon (1977)
- Valentich disappearance (1978)
- Robert Taylor incident (1979)
- Val Johnson incident (1979)
- Cash-Landrum incident (1980)
- Rendlesham Forest (1980)
- Trans-en-Provence (1981)
- Japan Air Lines (1986)
- Voronezh UFO incident (1989)
- Belgian UFO wave (1990)
- Varginha (1996)
- Phoenix Lights (1997)
21st century
Sightings by country
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Types of UFOs
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Studies
- The Flying Saucers Are Real (1947–1950)
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- Project Grudge (1949)
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- Robertson Panel (1953)
- Condon Report (1966–1968)
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- Identification studies of UFOs
Hypotheses
Conspiracy theories
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Deaths and
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Assassinations and
Avoidable Accidents
- Geoffrey Chaucer (1400)
- Princes in the Tower (1483)
- Kaspar Hauser (1833)
- Abraham Lincoln (1865)
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- Horatio Herbert Kitchener (1916)
- Michael Collins (1922)
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- Joseph Stalin (1953)
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- Patrice Lumumba (1961)
- John F. Kennedy (1963)
- Malcolm X (1965)
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- Martin Luther King Jr. (1968)
- Juscelino Kubitschek (1976)
- Pope John Paul I (1978)
- Airey Neave (1979)
- Francisco de Sá Carneiro and Adelino Amaro da Costa (1980)
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- Olof Palme (1986)
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- Diana, Princess of Wales (1997)
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- Yasser Arafat (2004)
- Alexander Litvinenko (2006)
- Benazir Bhutto (2007)
False flag
attacks
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- Reichstag fire (1933)
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- Operation "Gladio"
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- Malaysia Airlines Flight 17 (2014)
Other
- Great Irish Famine (1840s)
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- Armenian Genocide (1915–23)
- Phar Lap (1932)
- Holodomor (1932–33)
- Nanking Massacre (1937-38)
- The Holocaust (1930s–40s)
- Adolf Hitler's death (1945)
- Yemenite Children (1948–54)
- Cairo Fire (1952)
- Dyatlov Pass incident (1959)
- Lost Cosmonauts (1950s / 1960s)
- Marilyn Monroe (1962)
- Jabidah massacre / Operation Merdeka (1968)
- Lord Lucan (1974)
- Cambodian Genocide (1975-79)
- Elvis Presley's death (1977)
- Jonestown (1978)
- Satanic ritual abuse (blood libel)
- SAA Flight 295 (1987)
- MS Estonia (1994)
- Rwandan Genocide (1994)
- Kurt Cobain (1994)
- Srebrenica massacre (1995)
- Osama bin Laden (2011)
- Lahad Datu, Malaysia standoff (2013)
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- Malaysia Airlines Flight 370 (2014)
16th / 17th-
century England
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New World Order
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- North American Union
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UFOs
General
- Alien abduction
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- Bermuda Triangle
- Cryptoterrestrial hypothesis
- Extraterrestrial hypothesis
- Interdimensional hypothesis
- Dulce Base
- Estimate of the Situation (1948)
- Majestic 12
- Men in black
- Nazi UFOs
- Project Serpo
- Reptilians
Incidents
- Tunguska (1908)
- Ghost rockets (1946)
- Maury Island (1947)
- Roswell (1947)
- Mantell (1948)
- Kecksburg (1965)
- Rendlesham Forest (1980)
- Cash-Landrum (1980)
- Varginha (1996)
- Phoenix Lights (1997)
- Chicago (2006)
United States
government
- Apollo Moon landings
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- Black genocide
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- Montauk Project
- October Surprise (1980)
- Philadelphia Experiment (1943)
- Project Azorian (1974)
- Sandy Hook shooting (2012)
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- Waco siege (1993)
- TWA Flight 800 (1996)
Health, energy,
environment
- AIDS origins
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- SARS (2003)
Other
- 2012 phenomenon
- Agenda 21 (1992)
- Cancellation of the Avro Arrow (1959)
- Bible conspiracy theory
- Clockwork Orange (1970s)
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- Conspiracy Encyclopedia
- "Death" of Paul McCartney (1969)
- Dominion Theology
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- Homintern
- Knights Templar
- Lilla Saltsjöbadsavtalet (1987)
- Love Jihad
- New Coke (1985)
- Mexican Reconquista
- Phantom time / New Chronology
- Overthrow of Sukarno (1966)
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- Vela Incident (1979)
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