mine is playing with my collie, Sparky, in a field behind my house... or when that baptist preacher made me look at his uncircumcised unit, can't remember which one happened first...
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mine is playing with my collie, Sparky, in a field behind my house... or when that baptist preacher made me look at his uncircumcised unit, can't remember which one happened first...
my dad giving me my first beer i was prob. 3yrs old
the day i raped some little kid when i a preacher and then went home to give my 3 year old a beer
no rape, just had to look at it and his balls too... it was bible study, you know the serpent and the forbidden fruit... the bible is fucked up man...
daddy why won't you love me ;_;Quote:
Originally Posted by dp
my first memory isnt real, which is pretty strange
My mom kissing some guy who wasn't my dad.
Clicked on this thread and replied with some dumb nonsense
that is your first memory?Quote:
Originally Posted by maks
maksmento...
I smoke a lot of weed.
or it could be the alzheimers which made you forget how to walk too so now you're confined to a chair
no according to the wikipedia article about me (which I wrote) it's the weed
and that's a reliable source...
according to a poll on reddit.com it's better than encyclopedia britannica because it's not owned by a big evil corporation
wisdom of the crowd...
The future of america is a bunch of whiney cunts who believe the government should be making all their decisions for them.
requesting michelle obama to roll her eyes at this postQuote:
Originally Posted by maks
Requesting michelle obama to lick my ballsack while her husband watches and I explain to him exactly what's wrong with his foreign policyQuote:
Originally Posted by plusle riot
fuck a two state solution or w/e...
israel is AIN'T FUCKIN MINE
throwing sand in a girls eyes in preschool then going home and stealing my brothers heavy metal magazines out of the mailbox
sounds like you were a totally rad kid... what happened?
i got rid of my influences and gave my heart to the lord
ay dios mio jesucristo!!!
ayewana dos yumbo yak con queso :rofl: oh gosh mencia is THE man!
falling into a pool I was 20 days old, the dog somehow picked me up and carried me outside then dropped me right in the deep end. My parents weren't even home
how did u live?
my first memory is flying around like an out of body experience or something, its fucking strange
this thread changed my life lol