was pretty drunk last night i mean jesus walking on crutches gets a little hard
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was pretty drunk last night i mean jesus walking on crutches gets a little hard
it gets hard when youre drunk, hard lke my dick right now
I know there's a tiny tim joke in here somewhere
Who had the huge boner you woke up with?
All the way up to your belly button
lol
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Originally Posted by sex with dead people
waking up with a sore back after being buttpounded is the pits
my hole is literally damaged maybe a polyp or a ulcer or something but im cursing myself for not having opted to buy comprehensive insurance right now. feels like someone is shoving a nail diagonally into my asshole for like a month straight
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dick so big I hurt mah back