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(giggle)

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i think he just farted. i can smell it. it smells like britney spears

it was a fighter but i won and sent the fart out to seek its fortunes in the world beyond

i'm never gassy but last week i was dealing out some rank shit, like incessantly. ended up having some stomach bug where i couldn't even keep water down for a whole day. drank some gatorade and slept it off and i was all good

you sure do have a lot of health problems

not really, that was just viral. get a checkup on my thyroid next month, that's it.

the stomach flus, the stitches... pretty sure you need to be in a rubber room or a hermetically sealed bubble, and honestly it's probably both.

lol i forgot about the stitches, that was nothing

do you like schnitzel?

i made schnitzels for dinner, chicken though because i don't like veal or baby animals in general. they just dont taste good

if you don't like veal I think we need to revisit the rubber room idea because veal is fucking awesome

i really don't like veal. it's tough and chewy and doesn't taste as good as chicken. i still make veal schnitzels for friends though ;_;

i even own a mallet just for veal ugh

it's no tougher than any other form of beef, do you also dislike steak?

no i love steak, but only well done. i've had the pleasure of dining with a bf's family and discarding all the undercooked meat onto his plate exclaiming "here, have my pink bits," much to their dismay

holy shit that's awesome I hope they were really prudish and over-protective

well they were definitely prudish judging by the looks i was given heh