and a girl stole a pair of my underwear. I know it was a girl because I did it at like 1 am and when I went to get my stuff the dryer door was open and another machine that had just been filled was full of panties and tiny girl socks and girl clothes.
Some girl is wearing my underwear on her head right now and fingering herself and rubbing on her titties I want all you virgin nerds and the entire world to know
you think it's a girl but that doesn't sound like the sort of thing a girl would do...
dont take the wind from my sails
Just about everyone does this most of the time
I think it was this chinese girl she always smiles at me when I see her which means she wants the dick plus she's chinese and chinese people are fuckin weird
why not?Quote:
Originally Posted by dadadan
why haven't you given it to her yet? there's no shame in fucking a ching chong
because I think she lives with her husband and I don't want to get cut in half with a samurai sword
no guts no glory. asians are spineless, I'm sure you have nothing to worry about.
next time she smiles at me im just gonna whip my dick out and smack it on her flat face
Tell her that her nsose smells like your crotch and it has offended you.
I did my laundry in my apartment.Quote:
Originally Posted by dadadan
I did my laundry in my apartment.Quote:
Originally Posted by dadadan
Cool shit ob, hey next time do your laundry in Hell
lol u live in a building with gooks, have fun when they take your job back to china with them
shes not going back to china im gonna get her pregnant with an anchor baby
you mean chinks, not gooksQuote:
Originally Posted by dp
that was her plan steal your underwear, get any sperms she could off them, then impregnate her self with an anchor baby and sue your for child support, zips are sneaky little fuckers u gotta be on the lookout always
the heat kills all the sperm shes gonna have to be my chinkwife and cook me eggrolls and do my dishes every day if she wants those anchor babies
I wouldnt need a drier.Quote:
Originally Posted by blumpkin blownuts
she changed something about your life so you would talk to her she gave you an opening even if just a stupid one like "hey i'm missing some stuff from the laundry room, you were there the other day, did you see anyone around"
or maybe the drier door was just open and a dog came in and took it
and then she ate the dog
so did you take the panties?