step 1 instead of ass say buns like kiss my buns or you're a bunshole
step 2 instead of shit say poo, as in "bull poo", "poo head" and this "poo is cold"
step 3 with bitch drop the 't' because bich is Latin for generosity!
Step 4 don't say fuck anymore 'cause fuck is the worst word that you can say, so just use the word mm'kay!
